not this

Isa ..... 25 and thriving...?

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[slunch]

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[beaft]

my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same

[dastardlydorito]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[animentality]

[sandushengshou]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[infectiouspiss]

dinking my oiter

[busket]

I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" in jail

[busket]

"erm can we not wish state violence against people?" you know. you're right, I was being too generous wishing a fair trial and a life sentence against people who are hunting and kidnapping innocent people off the street and sending them to concentration camps

I hope that within 5-10 years every ice "agent" is butchered like a fucking animal

[ryebreadgf]

just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!

[ryebreadgf]

this is so scary

[huggingtentacles]

That has to be false. That's misinformation hold on

[huggingtentacles]

holy fucking shit

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[invaderxan]

it does and I hate it, thank you

[lunarriviera]

important update

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

She's hilarious, I love her

[likethesword]

king shit !!!

[ceylonsilvergirl]

[average-beets]

[mxmollusca]

Feel like I need to add this addition from the mod

And this comment

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[seabassapologist]

[eatmorebikes]

[everrgrreeen]

the monsterfucker website has yet to let me down

[calcifershearts]

what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.