The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
Two doodles today!
Top one is Rookie Leon and Veteran Leon having a race for fun, and the bottom one is showing what Leon will look like when he's 120 years old, his normal Infection RE4 self, and what Rookiebug Leon will look like when he gets to Veteran's age.
A comic about poor Leon experiencing the worst case of the munchies he's ever had in his life after his mutation.
After burning off nearly all of his energy to fuel the transformation, plus the added nutrients Matilda needs to produce his venom, means that every time the group stops or takes a break, poor Leon is probably scarfing down as much candy as he can before they move on.
Honestly Leon's sweet tooth is kinda ruining the serious atmosphere.
Danny, after a close call with identities and the league: we have to tell them at some point, maybe they'll understand. . .
Billy holding Danny by the shoulders, trying to literally shake sense into him: Danny. We are two black-haired, blue-eyed, vigillante teenagers. I'm homeless and your parents are actively hunting you. My name is literally Batson. This is no longer just about age. Unless you want to become a rich Gotham kid, you better lie like your life depends on it!
i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks
Black Canary: Yeah, I mean hes an adult, but he's closer in age to them, I figured he would be better at understanding them.
Flash: I mean he is childish, but maybe they'll finally listen to someone.
*opens the training room door*
Phantom, snarling: Is that seriously all you've got? Pathetic! Get back up and try again! Saving the day waits for no "hero"!
*Young Justice scattered across the room, all panting heavily, or cradling bruises as they're each paired up with a Phantom duplicate*
Superman, gobsmacked: Phantom what are you doing?!
Flash: Yeah man this looks a little harsh don't you think?
Phantom: They want to be treated like adults, Flash, so I'm treating them like adults. If they want to be treated like adults, then they can train like adults, work like adult, eat like adults, balance their hero work and their civilian work like adults. I said no slacking! Get back up!
Superman, wincing: Still...
Flash: Dude, what did they say to you to piss you off this much? *tries to joke* I need to know so I don't do the same. Seriously, you're scary.
Phantom: *scowls*
Kid Flash, panting: Pl-Please! Can we take a brake? I need some water.
Phantom: 10 minutes. *all his duplicates vanish and Phantom turns and floats out*
*water bottles appear out of nowhere, and all the sidekicks collapse, desperately chugging the water bottles*
Flash: No, seriously, what did you say to him? I've never seen him that upset before.
Artemis, clutching her ribs: K-Kid Flash s-said he didn't get why-why we couldn't be treated as adults and-and do our own work. R-Rob in Said-Said that Phantom was-ss lucky, cause he didn't have a mentor and took-took care of his territory on his own without help. Said-Said it couldn't be that hard since Phantom did it.
Adult Heros -Batman: *winces*
Superman: No wonder Phantom was so upset.
Green Arrow: Yeah, I'd be pissed too if my years of hard work was chalked up to "not that hard".
Flash: *turns and follows after Phantom*
Batman: Hmn.
Robin: *flinches*
Batman: It looks like Phantom still went easy on you. You should thank him for that.
Kid Flash: That was easy?!
Batman: You're still alive aren't you?
Superman: And by the looks of it, he was only brawling, I don't smell the scent of his Ecto-Blasts.
Black Canary: And he gave you water.
Flash: *makes his way to the observation deck*
Phantom: *staring up at the stars with a pained expression*
Flash: *stands next to him as a comfortable silence stretches between tham*
Phantom: The screwed up thing is, I could have had a mentor.
Flash: Yeah?
Phantom: Yeah. But, instead of guiding me, and helping me, and being a support system, he decided he'd rather be a fruitloop. So, he became one of my villains.
Flash: Wow, that sucks. Wait-
Phantom, snorts: Yeah, it does. We're the only two halfas in the world right now, and he decides to be a massive jerk. It sucks, it sucks alot, because back then, I'd have loved to have what these kids have, heck, I'd have loved to just have someone to give me advice without having some greater scheme or alternative motive.
Flash: But?
Phantom, taking a deep breath: But thats not how it worked out for me. It was me, my teenage friends, and my teenaged sister against an alternate dimension, and a corrupt falsified government agency. That's the bitter truth of it, and I won't change that if I maybe could, instead, I just have to make sure those dinguses don't get themselves killed before they're adults.
Flash, gently pats Phantom's shoulder: Awe, don't want them to join you in the realms.
Danny should form a goonion for fun, and then fall in love with the cute vigilante that gives him tips to make it more solid.
Red Robin started helping Danny the Goon to destabilize the Rogues workforce. He didn't expect to fall for the genuinely sweet goon who would help people evacuate from the scene because his boss has no business with them and made his fellow goons follow his example.
Red Hood is trying to recruit Danny but he is also living for the chaos as Scarecrow and Black Mask are facing a goon shortage lol
Danny and his goonion reps walking around at night with their vests, hats, and clipboards 😆
Danny talking into the Iceberg Lounge to set up a meeting with Penguin because he needs to see the working conditions for the goons. He assures him he is not here as health inspection, he just wants to check in on the goons and see if they have anything they want Danny to address on their behalf.
Black Mask tried to target him one time in retaliation of nit being cinsidered safe for any goonion members, but the local goons swarmed his guys and made it clear that if you mess with the goonion you mess with every single member regardless of boss affiliation 😡
The goonion evolving as Danny recruits Harley for their mental health coordinator and emergency counselor. Poison Ivy is not sold yet but she is open to helping create a community garden and maybe rooftop gardens as long as the people taking care of the plants are serious. She understands stuff happens but she cannot let them half ass that. The composting site is approved by her so he thinks he might be able to get her to become a goonion member 🤞
Waylon is a person Danny enjoys hanging around when he can. While not an official goonion member he is an informer for Danny and tells him anything concerning. He is hoping Waylon can eventually join as an internal resolutions guy because he is distant enough to be able to find solutions in between goonion members.
Danny setting up a table during the farmers market because 1 selling fudge there helps expand the treasury and the benefits for the goons and 2 the goons learning a craft get to earn money 3 he brings a goon and helps them talk to people outside of robbing them so it is personal development as a bonus 4 the more money he has the more he can expand Goonion Headquarters and the services that can be found on site. He could do without the Wayne fruitloops visiting his table, but they tend to pay extra so he tolerates the sorta cute Wayne. He did sorta make sure no body gave them trouble for setting up a table... so he isn't the worst BUT he is still a fruitloop 😒
Goonion Headquarters isn't at the stage he wants to be in, but he is able to coordinate with the local libraries and hire tutors that provide homework help for the local kids and members kids. Any kids that try to join the goonion are funneled here and with Red Hoods help, they are placed in a role that helps them develop non goon skills for the workforce and get back into school. Some libraries allowed Danny to put a fridge where he can store food. It is "only for goonion members" but Danny is soft and tells them to share with anyone who they know needs some. Especially during the summer when kids who don't have summer school face more food insecurity. Anytime it needs to be refilled they give him a call and he or a goonion rep refill it.
The goonion is also there when buildings get damaged since public services tend to take forever when it's near crime alley amd certain areas. Danny gets word and deploys the reserve goonion members that are in between jobs. They get paid and the city gets cleaned up so its a win win.
Wednesday, July 22nd: Hello, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and multiple disabled woman in desperate need of help, as I'm struggling to keep my utilities on!!
I apologise for asking for help again. As most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling to make ends meet while on welfare. And due to my outstanding bills and ever-increasing debt, it has been difficult for me to get by. These past few months have been absolute hell, and with no other income, I've been relying on the kindness of others to get by.
However, I desperately need that kindness again, as I wasn't able to pay my bills last month because I was behind on my rent, and I've been trying to keep my sister afloat during her benefit sanctions. I'm struggling quite a lot to keep my utilities on. I don't receive until the 31st, and I'm also running out of groceries!!
Again, I know this is a lot to ask, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would mean a lot, and sharing helps just as much.
rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot
Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration
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