doordash georg

god’s lyingest top

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[redavexat]

[dibudani]

beware of 3Dfication! it could happen to you, to a friend, or even to your DOG!!

[certifiedtummyachehaver]

if i don’t get to the gotdamn beach and SOON

[certifiedtummyachehaver]

life is so beautiful when you don’t have a rat in your ear telling you how much better they have it

[pup-posting]

puppy play but i’ve got my chin resting on the couch and i stare at you longingly because you’re eating cheetos

[certifiedtummyachehaver]

brain breaked again

[certifiedtummyachehaver]

i miss my stupid gay boyfriend

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[timebattlemage]

Being into men is so embarrassing

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[pansyfemme]

boy puppy disorder

[parkchanwoohoo]

[certifiedtummyachehaver]

macklemore twinkdeath <3

[certifiedtummyachehaver]

i literally have a sinus and also ear infection and i’m still expected to carry the team tomorrow man what the hell.