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46/100

k3bchu

SP requests

k3bchu

Luffy birthday art I forgot to post here

k3bchu

My orufrey

r2x2

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

cbarc

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

fishwithoneeye

Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning

datasoong47

mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

mclennonyaoi

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

mclennonyaoi

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

mclennonyaoi

doing a reread now this is so cunty

mclennonyaoi

goddamn .

cryptotheism

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

ex-libris-craux

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

ruffboi-mags

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

bemusedlybespectacled

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

mintaii

hello!!

i've uploaded my recent wha fanart to my print shop, alongside the poison ivy artwork, for anyone interested ◡̈

reticent-vampire

Assad Zaman as Armand | TVL 3.07

yuumei-art

I can't believe today is the last Witch Hat Monday for a while 😭

I don't want to see anyone become a brimmed hat but boy do I love designing brim hats for everyone. For Richeh I think she would look cool with her crystal ribbons forming the hat, and the scale wolf cloak would compliment it all.

Tetia is next for a hat design! I'm thinking something with clouds and either a dragon or a Brushbully ;) The hours long painting video, HD image, and PSD file will be DMed on my Patreon

joshuallyman

i think one of the greatest gifts witch hat kitchen gives us is showing us that qifrey can absolutely outdrink olruggio 😭

"for heavens' sake" kills me. he's so unimpressed. he's so annoyed olly is tapping out early. qifrey was ready to finish that third bottle lmao.

and the next day olly is hungover on the couch while qifrey, who drank as much as olly, is up and about attending to the house and kids. levels.

like what do you mean the kids know how to identify hungover olly how often do they find him like that 😭

and no wonder qifrey gets so pissed when olly goes off drinking recklessly cause he knows the man is a total lightweight lmfao. like imagine the shit he's seen since they were teenagers. i'm sure teenage olly was even worse.