How Did You Find This?

Seriously, I don't really post stuff, I just play video games and paint miniatures (sometimes).

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[campyvillain]

whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much

[campyvillain]

would you believe me if i told you the story of this game put the possibility of death and dying and terminal illness in my head as a kid. i was 4. the dread i felt for this game cannot be replicated

[campyvillain]

i just barely remember what this game was about because i was 4 but basically you’re a dog and you live on an island and your dog family has a dog sister. or brother. i don’t remember. your dog sibling falls ill with a terminal illness or it is heavily implied that it will be fatal. there is a scene where the ill dog sibling tries to go to a party and they collapse and the audience is led to believe that they died. they do not die but are bedridden. your dog father tries to find a cure overseas but goes missing and is pretty much as close to “confirmed dead” as you can get in an e for everyone title. then you try to find a cure overseas and your boat gets separated and you get lost at sea. you do not die and end up on another island. a doctor is there. from that point i do not remember anything about the game other than giraffes try to attack you or something . i had to stop playing because this game made me So upset i was afraid to touch it. the game looks like this

[puffydove]

If you’d kept playing you would’ve been so much more traumatized than you already were, it does not get less intense. Allow me to tell you about some of the other fucked up plot points/subplots:

You don’t just get separated from your boat, no, it’s MUCH more upsetting than that. There’s a storm, and the captain says you won’t be able to make it to the island. The idea of returning home without a cure is so unbearable to you that you jump overboard and try to swim there. You almost drown, but a bird you nursed back to health earlier in the game alerts a resident of the island, who saves your life.

The town’s water supply gets poisoned at one point and everyone gets sick but you. You have to find a healer in the woods because even the town doctor can’t help

A nurse dog on the island is afraid of the color red and is mercilessly bullied by a group of dogs in her town. You have to help her get over this fear. It originated from a traumatic event in her childhood where she thought she killed her best friend.

The doctor who helps your sick sibling also has a traumatic past. His fiancé got terminally ill and because he argued with another doctor on the best treatment, she died. He visits her grave often.

The miracle cure (a flower) you’re searching for to save your sibling? When you find it, it’s wilted. If you can’t find a way to restore it, you know your sibling will almost certainly die.

Also the literal apocalypse has been building up for the entire duration of the story, and you have to literally travel to an alternate dimension to consult the queen of a mythical race on how to save the world

To get a magic stone that will help you save the world, you have to fight a giant dinosaur skeleton referred to as the “Ancient Monster” and it is heavily implied that it fought your father at some point, and may have even killed him. Yes this is still the same game

Yeah but that game was really something. There are pirates. There are poisonous snakes. All of the enemies have the ability to kill you. The soundtrack is phenomenal. You have a magical sidekick named Petasi. One of the game’s central themes is the importance of kindness. I tried to play it on my own once and got killed by a gorilla while trying to find grapes.

[puffydove]

Mobile wouldn’t let me add images to my original reblog so here:

Screenshots taken from this video

[str-ngeloop]

chunnibyou guided meditation

[cryptotheism]

Breathe in. *Feel* the demon energy welling up in your cursed eye. Breathe out. Relax your phantom dragon wings.

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[cruiserkashima-deactivated20220]

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[zegalba]

Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

[foreveriallyzombified]

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

[rae-conteur]

how DARE you try to leave this in the tags

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[i-merani]

[cnc-pet]

I see the roadrunner having a go at a glory hole, but when it’s my turn I end up slamming my dick into the wall that I painted to look like a glory hole

[cnc-pet]

I catch the roadrunner fucking my wife but when I go to fuck her to reassert my dominance I end up slamming my dick into the wall that I painted to look like my wife

[aetherograph]

The roadrunner never paints the wall, though. Wile E does. And then the roadrunner can use it like it's a real thing and Wile E tries to and can't. That's the gag. If you're going to reference looney tunes please do it properly.

[cnc-pet]

This truly is the piss on the poor website

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i catch someone making a post that inaccurately references road runner lore but when i go to be a weird condescending asshole about it i end up slamming my dick into my own inability to read a fucking sentence

[exeggcute]

I feel like anyone who calls the dialogue in kojima games "contrived" or any variation thereof is simultaneously missing the point and denying themselves the fun of watching an extremely long game-movie, but also, the man literally just tweets like this

[exeggcute]

exhibit B

[domicileensnared]

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes

[ankhlesbian]

Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop

[excadrill]

o7

[nukaposting]

[pocketcolors]

i just want to add the context that this photo was taken in penn jillette's scrabble themed bathroom that says peeing on the floor

[aflo]

There are so many different things in the world

[wallofgoats]

chigurheads seething over her position in the powerscale

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[bad-comic-art]

i just came upon this blog now, what’s the context for the liefield gun category?

it's basically just the way he draws guns as like suggestions of shapes rather than functioning objects