myconids pls

Cery, b. 1990, she/her

[skopostheorie]

[ratbagfemme]

[batteriesandflashlights]

[baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva]

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[yuriartillery]

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

[enith-derogatory]

Just kiss already

[mangonetics]

dnd is bad dude you gotta play this other game called findings. it's based on the worst version of dnd and it's made by a company called paizuri. even parents like it.

[vintrkraka]

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

[vintrkraka]

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

[funny-tik-toks]

[nictanova]

Kor’El T’au’n Ghurxul’hui AKA Captain Nightingale

Commission art

[veyonis]

ALL I WANT IS TO MESS AROUND

[worstgirleva]

i find the letter breast cup system too boring so from this day hence is shall be like this:

spring breeze-class breasts

wanderer-class breasts

emperor-class breasts

calamity-class breasts

divinity-class breasts

human-class breasts

"how do i know which one i am?" your spirit will guide you

[nictanova]

Telvanni Aristocrat

[simzart]

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[marsdemo]

[depsidase]

[vexwerewolf]

I was wrong about the Hydra. Here's my apology shitpost.