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♠️ | 30s | I'm not on here much bye

[cesnakai]

I think this is it

[possiblyrhodri]

Monika Liu - Sentimentai (long jam version)

[cesnakai]

idk how long i haven't been on tumblr but i'll just post a life update.

being a nurse fucking sucks. maybe it's just where i am specifically or the fact that i have such a meek personality it does not translate into the very "big" personalities of other healthcare personnel... and you can't forget the utter futility that is our healthcare system and american culture as a whole... but i gotta get out of here and idk where to go. what dO?

[itstimetomotivate]

[blackshirley]

I promise. Doing it scared will you give you the best results in the end. I’m learning to step more out of my comfort zone this year, and so far I’m proud of myself.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[officialfemme]

things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Winter Evenings - art by Richard Savoie

[protoslacker]

Fascinating thread in re North Sentinel Islanders

There’s been a lot of talk about the missionary killed by the natives of North Sentinel Island. They’re probably so aggressive because of this weirdo, Maurice Vidal Portman. So here’s a big thread about this creep and some facts from my decade-long obsession with the island. pic.twitter.com/rfOVjfU2ZY

— Respectable Lawyer (@RespectableLaw) November 23, 2018

[cupopencils]

So how about that new shrek movie huh

[achingtentacles]

[zabadi]

i hope something goes sooo fucking wrong at the funeral lol like a pallbearer sneezes and the quarter ton coffin just goes spilling into the street

[txttletale]

[afronerdism]

[guccixcucci]

Just wanted to mention the main reason he even decided to mention her and send a mob her way

[femmchantress]

Quick while everyone’s distracted unify Ireland

[cesnakai]

Start bringing Tupperware to restaurants for leftovers

Cut down on plastic and styrofoam use

[dynamohedron]

[chilewithcarnage]

[riotwizard]

[cesnakai]

dissociating? i gotta get outta here before i start associating