l'appel du vide...

"the call of the Siren song..." // modern skeptic. bibliophile. void of quotes. miraculous/klance trash. enjoy. or dont. i dont really care.

[cipheramnesia]

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

[fluffygif]

Fluffy baby

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[bibliophile]

[fy-perspectives]

[nasai]

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

[theladyjojogrant]

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

[obviousplant]

[marniethedog]

More tarte pls

[geekasaur]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[teatray-inthesky]

[gaymosexuqueer]

forever reblog

[romanimp]

ALWAYS REBLOG.

[spookyram]

[mattsunsthighs]

final image made it all worth it

[fuckyahumor]

eatingisfab:

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

[seedy]

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[cest-lappel-du-vide]

reason

reason #1: i'm a weak ass bitch. reason #2: im just a bitch. reason #3: im cynical as fuck but every once in a while, when i think something good might happen, i hope too much. reason #4: i hope too much. again. reason #5: i got played. conclusion: i got my heart wrecked. i cant sleep. it's been over a month now and i still feel like shit. i feel worthless and i hate him for making me feel worthless and i hate me for letting him make me feel worthless. i hate me because i feel worthless and because it's my fault. i cant remember anything i liked about myself. ever. and i hate. i hate. that he is the reason i hate myself. what kind of fool catches feels that fast anyways? just the kind with no self respect, i suppose. ✌🏻🖕🏻👋🏻

[cest-lappel-du-vide]

1. i hate thanksgiving 2. i hate family gatherings 3. i hate when people cant be honest with themselves and because of it, i have to pretend that everything is fine when nothing is fucking fine 4. i hate that ive been pushed to post here bc my fucking finsta followers have gotten out of hand and if i took certain people off theyd take it personally 5. i hate it when people take things too personally it's not about you i s2g

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[allthelonelyplaces]

I know we don’t get happily ever afters in real life. I’m a hopeless romantic, not a total fucking idiot. As my friend, Russell, said to me once, “Even with the happiest couples, one of you dies first.” But first there is such unalloyed joy. We went to the supermarket yesterday and we were wandering around and, at one point, he took my hand, because that’s the kind of thing he does. And instantly, I got flustered. Residual anxiety. Remembrance of past battery. Enduring scars. Even though I know I’m hardly likely to get my head kicked in by the salad bar, PDAs can still make me nervous. And then he said, gentle as anything, and I’m not going to do the accent… “If there’s a gay kid in here with his folks, frightened that he’s a freak, don’t you think that it might give him hope, seeing two guys wandering around, being themselves, getting their groceries, like everyone else?” If happiness is a place… it’s the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. And anywhere else I am with him.