blehh

kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day

[venmotif]

happy birthday rowl 💙💛

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11 hrs and 9 minutes. timelapse under cut

[cerulean123]

certified quack in minecraft

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Genuinely straight men who jokingly act gay with their friends to farm views and overuse the word sus and make yaoi jokes and then get up in arms about boundaries and invasiveness and parasociality when people actually depict them as gay are like . the lowest form of life to me

[tomorrowillbeyou]

The video: BRO im like INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW.. bro you did NOT just say that UM PAUSE!!!! yeah bro climb into my arms hahahaha ewwww bro that's so weird. no bro let's get marrieddddd omg can i put my dick in you. HAHAHA STOPPPP

The tweets afterwards: I just want to clarify something about my boundaries. Please do not depict me as having any kind of genuine loving relationship with any man as it makes me uncomfortable. Some of you guys are getting way too comfortable acting like you know me and you really don't. You don't know the relationships I have with my friends, we have many reasons to joke with each other about these things. We only say it because being gay is a really hilarious concept to us and the videos get more views when we do this. Please, respect this boundary or I will call you out on my Twitter Dot Com and send people who are way too invested in protecting my feelings at all costs to harass you until you delete your account.

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[jamtamart]

etho slab design sketchin . featuring whoever that other guy is

notes written out here: -red stained streaks in hair due to running hands through hair when working w/ redstone

-blue orchid in hairtie from bdubs' moss stall

-headband for keeping loose hair (mostly) out of face when working

-mask and gloves for protection when working w/ redstone and machinery (not up to standard for full long term exposure protection, but provides a base level of immediate surface level protection)

-ear piece connected to self made radio in inner pocket of shirt (ingame comms)

-old coat, patched and fixes up w/ scrap fabric and moss from over the years. lined w/ fur for warmth

-scrap fabric from bdubs cloak, used as a rag to wipe hands of redstone dust/grime

-hands scarred at varying recovery stages due to redstone burns

- hands slightly shake

-potions tied to side w/ rope leads for easy access

-diamond boots

-years of redstone exposure and experimentation prior to full understanding among communities of its health effects and what it could do have led to various illnesses and injuries over time. due to ethos constant exposure through breathing the dust in as well as touching it, using it in varying mixtures and chemical reactions with other materials, and being plainly human (rather than a part of particular hybrid groups or carrying certain genetic traits that would provide with a higher base level of immunity), his scarring over time has resulted in appearing/being more 'extreme' than some of his redstone engineering peers

-his vision and hearing are slightly altered, and vocal cords are somewhat strained. most of the facial scarring was a result of a bad bout of illness caused by redstone entering the bloodstream via an open cut on the cheek, causing infection and burns. redstone buildup around orifices such as the nostrils or ear canals also led to irritation over time before etho began using a mask and ear pieces

[ethubbie]

ohhhhh my god

[songofheart]

W STUDENT ❤️‍🩹 W COACH ❤️‍🩹

[orinberry]

blow up no reset. so we can hangout. yayyyyy

[wasyago]

putting on his old coat for warmth... winter on the hermitcraft server and surely it is not warm in his undeground crypt in the middle of an empty field

speedpaint❄️

[beethubs]

"run duos with me"

[normal-creature]

One of the many reasons I loved the dream SMP was 1) because it was comprised mainly of pvpers and speedrunners, with hardly any building or redstone specialists, and 2) entering the End was forbidden and the End never factored into the SMP at any point. It led to a lack of resources and infrastructure that gave the server a medieval feeling to it. Players who accumulated a lot of resources usually did so through solo grinding. No one could make communal resource farms because they'd all be at risk of becoming pieces in the geopolitical war games, and/or being destroyed (I think the only piece of communal infrastructure that survived unscathed was the underground spider farm near the Eggpire). People didn't have elytra, and roads were constantly being destroyed, so the primary method of rapid transportation was Riptide tridents, which as far as I'm aware is pretty unique to the Dream SMP and showcases the really awesome and interesting alternatives that can develop in a no-End lategame. God the dog-eat-dog worlds that a bunch of bored men create are hell to live in and absolutely marvellous to tell stories in. The SMPs with End access and reliable resource reserves and infrastructure just can't compare.

[ivorycello]

new tweet of all time just dropped

[brightgoat]

all your villages are belong to us

[tomorrowillbeyou]

rip ethoslab & bdoubleo100 you would've loved being tumblr mutuals with crushes on each other who will never talk about it or meet ever

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Bdubs reblogs like 6 posts in a row that vaguely gesture at the idea that he would sell his entire house to have alarming & unusual sex with an unspecified one of his mutuals and tags them like Me and who hahahaa just kidding but seriously who. etho logs on 8 hours later to post a seinfeld meme and a fact about a failed video game from 1998 and then logs straight off again. bdubs pounds his fists against the floor in agony

[tomorrowillbeyou]

meanwhile etho read every single post but didnt interact with them in case he somehow accidentally broadcast his gay thoughts by doing so and is seriously debating whether he's like morally evil for jacking off about it without telling bdubs

[tomorrowillbeyou]

rip ethoslab & bdoubleo100 you would've loved being tumblr mutuals with crushes on each other who will never talk about it or meet ever

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Bdubs reblogs like 6 posts in a row that vaguely gesture at the idea that he would sell his entire house to have alarming & unusual sex with an unspecified one of his mutuals and tags them like Me and who hahahaa just kidding but seriously who. etho logs on 8 hours later to post a seinfeld meme and a fact about a failed video game from 1998 and then logs straight off again. bdubs pounds his fists against the floor in agony

[normcdf]

god says.

[realisticmeow]

better together !