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"no means no" chant begins in raleigh after carter hart plays the puck

being a hockey fan really ruins you for baseball because my soft ass coworkers are like omg he said fuck you!!! thats so untraditional and rude!!!

meanwhile my favorite mascot is gritty

cgiroux

baseball fans: omg he said fuck you to a player that's horrific hes the worst guy in baseball

hockey players: *fist fight* *screaming* "fuck you and your mother" hockey announcers give a light chuckle and go "ah good spirited fun right guys?"

#its very different

being a hockey fan really ruins you for baseball because my soft ass coworkers are like omg he said fuck you!!! thats so untraditional and rude!!!

meanwhile my favorite mascot is gritty

#like get a GRIP #this is also why i cant watch soccer #to be clear i love baseball but i cant talk about it with people usually #i do not love soccer #whenever they start rolling around on the ground im out #the only time in my life ive ever done that #is whrn i was fucking paralyzed #and when i got the wind knocked out of me by being kick flipped 5 feet off the ground bro #so no i dont want to see a grown man pretend to cry and then stand up and continue playing #if i wanted to watch acting i would

miscelium

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

#much 2 consider #save

hilaryknightsoftheroundtable

montreal victoire player abby roque, drinks from the walter cup [hand designed by Tiffany & Co] filled with beer (2026)

nest-of-shiny-things

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

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“and now we’re playing in the olympics together again” btw

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GUESS WHO JUST WON THE WALTER CUP

trans1oa

2026 winter olympics ... canada vs czechia .. 12.02.2026

#eating him btw

andrebearakovsky

The Washington Capitals at Nationals Park

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knies-rempe

nasty from every angle

hockey-birb

some mitchy smiles in his post game interview

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mitch scores with a between the legs goal to give vegas the lead | vgk v ducks | SCP26 R2G6 | May 14th 2026

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MITCHHHH MARNERRRRR

#slamming his entire hog down torontos throat #AS HE SHOULD

did it hurt? when you scapegoated a hometown future hall of famer who quickly became one of your best players ever and then got traded for nothing because the fanbase that he grew up alongside turned against him and treated him so badly he left the country to play for a team and score hat tricks in the playoffs?? did it hurt knowing that it was all your fault?

#mitch marner #sorryyyy #but i hate toronto fans BAD #ive always hated yall bad #i mean this btw i dont mean this as like a joke #i mean it. entitled arrogant fuckers #your team was ass #its been ass #it will continue to be ass #and none of that had anything to do w mitch marner #and it truly baffles me how toronto fans are sooooo quick to blame a player rather than management??#like actual rapists dont get this level of vitrol

rainbowmitch

what a time to be alive

hockey-birb

the guy they said "wait til you see him in the playoffs" about over and over and over and over

attackingmidfielder

Toronto is never gonna hear the end of it about what they did to Mitch Marner now that he has proven that the problem was in fact them and not him and I think that exactly what Toronto Maple Leafs deserve as an organization

#as a flyers and kings fan #watching how toronto treated mitch got me like that shitty guy whos like DUMP UR BOYFRIEND AND DATE ME #but really. i wouldve killed to have him and they were literally doing everything but fucking publically executing him #also like as someone whos super into like #the management decisions and like overall nhl history #this is gonna go down as one of torontos worst mistakes #and i think mitch's aclaim is only ever gonna go up and auston's isnt #because thats what makes ovi so great #is that goalscorers arent STABLE #they aren't TYPICAL #they get injured they have usually one trick that depends on being healthy and mobile #and so like. the idea of auston as ur cornerstone piece and mitch as this like scapegoat that 'needs to go'#ive never seen a franchise act in a more disgusting despicable way towards a player that just. doesnt deserve it???#like. toronto fans genuinely were so much faster to forgive auston matthews for HARASSMENT than mitch for #checks notes. getting them to the playoffs and not being able to will a shitty team to the cup

wateredweeds

Mitch Marner, ‘known’ reason the leafs apparently can’t make a deep playoffs run, scoring a hatty this game while the leafs didn’t even make it to the playoffs………. Hilarious things happening lmfaoooo

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