puttin’ on the foil

em , 24, she/her formerly helleboar

[shanehollandered]

*clutches bear and whispers* i am a *shane does not use pet names on ilya, especially not baby. his collection of pet names consists of asshole, dick and, if he wants to be mean, buddy/dude* truther

[coffeeinallcaps]

Cute pet names Shane uses for Ilya:

asshole

motherfucker

you idiot

buddy, bud (Ilya HATES this one)

dude

Cute pet names Ilya uses for Shane:

moya lyubov

sweetheart

impatient slut

my pretty cockwhore*

cum bucket**

*upon request **on special occasions

[junokatzen]

the making of sam dickinson - dec 2025

[coyote-barks]

Trapped between being militantly pro-choice and deeply concerned about the erosion of abortion rights and thinking the way that people talk about pregnancy/motherhood/children on this hellsite is pretty gross and borderline misogynistic.

[coyote-barks]

To expand on this a bit more, at the risk of sounding like That Guy, a lot of people on here don't seem to realize the right to choose to have children has been something that's been forcibly taken away from people as well. I live in an area with a pretty large Native population, a group that has, historically and even to this day, been subject to forced sterilization. They're not the only ones, either. Other ethnic minorities, disabled people, etc have all been subject to eugenics and had their reproductive rights undermined in the other direction to promote what dominant society considers a """pure""" population. Even a lot of the modern anti-abortion movement still disproportionally favors making more white people above all else. Saying that not having children is always the right choice and that keeping a child is always the bad, regressive choice, frankly, comes from a position of privilege. Like everything else, it depends.

Pro-choice goes both ways, and everyone should have the right and medical support behind whatever option they choose without discrimination. Simple as.

And can we please stop this over-the-top disgust over the bodies of pregnant people please please please y'all are so happy to defend all sorts of disabilities but then dissolve into a misogynistic froth when pregnancy comes up

[crowsdontgotohell]

[0shark-yaps]

Oh my god don't screenshot me and put me on the dick jumbotron TWICE

[cutebrini]

[meowriimo]

favorite mack pics?

get aegyo bombed

[read-marx-and-lenin]

[traycakes]

This happens all over the world, because the US government (like other empires before it) rewards charities whose "food aid" involves shipping American crops and food to a country, rather than helping that countries agriculture sector grow so it can sustain itself. In fact, the large amounts of "free" food donated by charities can destroy local agriculture because they cannot sell their crops, forcing them to find new jobs or start growing cash crops to sell instead.

Empires actively work against trying to "teach people how to fish," because they want countries dependent on "charity" from the empire and exploitative international trade. Bill and Hillary Clinton's actions in Haiti are despicable, but not unique.

"Charity" under capitalism is rarely done for the long-term benefit of those given "aid," and that is by design.

[read-marx-and-lenin]

Thomas Sankara

[brickyard400]

I adore whatever this dynamic is

[f1vegas]

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

[beyondearths]

i got black mold poisoning at the macklin celebrini airbnb

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

it’s june 1. i open my twitter app to a video of brad marchand kissing his teammate on my timeline.

its’s june 2. i open my twitter app to another video of brad marchand kissing his teammate on my timeline.

it’s not yet june 3, but i’m sure i’ll open my twitter app to another video that was not the previous two of brad marchand kissing his teammate on my timeline.

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[aggressionbread]

depressed in my room pumping out those 0-noters like its 2017

[moon-honey-31]

taking a (BRIEF) break from being pissed off to get emotional about nick seeler. he was so unhappy with his time in minnesota and chicago that he quit hockey, and only came back to sign with the flyers bc he thought they would be honest with him about what he needed to do, and would try to help develop him. he's consistently a leader in blocked shots and he barely has any points during the regular season but he's so good at what he does that the flyers keep signing him to longer and longer contracts and would not have made the playoffs without him, and he feels like he's respected here and he feels at home, and now he's not only IN the playoffs, he SCORED a GOAL!!!!!!!

i am just... nick seeler is never going to win an nhl award. he's never going to be appreciated or even known outside of his team and their fans (and maybe some specific ppl who are obsessed with defensive defensemen). but he works so hard literally every game and now he has a game winning goal in round 1 of the playoffs and he'll have that forever. i'm so happy he came back to hockey. i'm so glad he came to philly.

[moon-honey-31]

happy birthday seels i hope you don't have to block a single shot today

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[cowhouse]

data center? no thanks i'd rather date my winger

[ticklefightgeno]

dying at this part of the Sid/Mack article:

In Canada’s win against Norway last week, an opposing defenseman continually slashed Celebrini on the leg with no penalty called. Celebrini thought better of retaliating at first, but eventually, he couldn’t control himself and punched the defender in the chest. Crosby, who has won nearly every NHL award there is to win except for a Lady Byng Trophy, stood a few feet away, looking on approvingly before joining the scrum.

Looking on approvingly...one of Sid's first omega lessons was you CANNOT win the Lady Byng

if you roll over and take it on the ice they will assume you'll roll over and take it off the ice. you MUST punch these alphas in the chest