The World Is My Playground

I am not a 20 year old child. 😒😒😒

[martheh]

you’ve heard of Dance Dance Revolution, now get ready for

Sit Sit Stability

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

I just kind of love how people are like “omg Incredibles 2 has swearing and alchohism it’s so dark and obviously meant for adults” like y’all, Brad Bird films are like this.

The first Incredibles literally had a man attempt to kill himself

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

also the swears are like “damn” and “hell” which aren’t really swears to begin with like i can think of ten other kids movies that have those words in them. call me when frozone says fuck or something then i’ll consider it 

[ryumako]

let frozone say fuck

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Where the

Fuck

Is my supersuit????!!!!

[mxnrique]

[the--stag--king]

Cause ya know men have NEVER done anything worthwhile, thoughtful, or passionate in the entire existence of earth. Wtf

[mxnrique]

ur absolutely right. they haven’t.

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[shrimpleandclean]

Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours.

Louise Flory (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[journeymanfool]

You can pick TWO battles and you can’t have them until after you finish all your dinner.

[jupiterlicivciv]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

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[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[toastbutteregg]

someone find me a man like him

[gif87a-com]

Noot Noot

[slavetomyheadcanon]

I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

[fishyandclintbarton]

LOUDER.

[hoebutmadefashion]

just say elon musk and go

[thisissoimportantrightnow]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[sticks-to-snakes]

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[silvaalarcon]

lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[birdschoolforbirds]

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L