Well, This May End Poorly.

Mildly awkward. Queer. 27.

[bio-child]

I was soaked and freezing cold by the time we reached this alpine lake, but something about the sound and tranquility kept me completely unbothered.

[humans-of-pdx]

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“  “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

[h0neycat-deactivated20151022]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE HER!!

[whihumph]

She’s back!

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[sassenach-scot]

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

[deliciouspirategod]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is a good mom to these Skeleton Cats! <3

[jemeryl]

I’m allergic too so i wish i had Skeleton Cats @justclassicalconditioning

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Awwwwwwww

One day I will raise a Skeleton Cat for you with magic <3

[xanth1an]

Necromancer pets

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You can always tell where they are in the house by the rattling sounds :D

[andycarver]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[hegodamask]

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

[dragonsir]

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[girlbortion]

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

[nicollekidman]

i’m the best kind of girlfriend bc i love both dogs and cats… we can have both 

[jewshboy]

me: *sees 2 girls walking next to each other*

me: i hope theyre girlfriends

[thelovejournals]

They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs, I’m the one who falls in love.

Tommaso Ferraris (via thelovejournals)

[2no1]

I didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say

[thebestoftumbling]

Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes

[heymrsamerica]

This was so wholesome and good😭

[psychosoulma]

@u-n-bothered

[bikonciousnessa]

*gives her everything i have*

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea]

omggggg

[madeinnaija-deactivated20190701]

For a minute she forgot and was just dancing around then she remembered she was supposed to be mad 😭❤️❤️❤️

[b3hold-a-lady]

Awwwwww 😍 * baby fever intensifies*

[minniti]

straight people will try so hard to erase anything gay you can have two boys rolling around in the grass and they gotta explain it like:

[handbasketofdreams]

Just bros being grass inspectors.

[g3rmb0y]

My dumb cat is cute as hell

[mostlycatsmostly]

sound on

[kaijuno]

that is a bird

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[jonbutter]

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

[idiotsonfb]

it’s nice that he has a sense of humor about it.

[zinge]

The man.  The myth.  The legend.