Chad Golden Retrievers

Rating the best goldens

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Yo you think some lawyer by the name of prudence makes a jurisprudence pun in the court room every now and then

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I got a joke for y’all.

What kind of pants do cats wear?

Jodhpurs

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If I ever have to do math again I’m going to hang myself on a hypothenoose

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If it’s my comfort zone then why am I uncomfortable here too

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Christ evades twink death thanks to one easy life hack: resurrection

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Do you think in zootopia there’s a performer called elkton John

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You may think you’re put together but you’ll never be as put together as a person that eats pizza with a fork and knife

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The existence of captain crunch implies a cereal military hierarchy and industrial complex and that means a private crunch and lieutenant crunch exist in the same cinematic universe

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Non manic women seldom make history

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Love’s dead, sure, but that’s no crying matter for a necromancer

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Angry villian hears the door bell: “ who goes there . who dares walk past mine lair!!!?”

Henchman : “sir it’s the pizza man you ordered an extra cheese extra pepperoni “

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Do y’all think kangaroos can be used as a makeshift defibrillator to restart a dead heart

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Deviled egg and devils food cake implies the existence of food theology and food Catholicism

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“Boys will be boys “ but you’re not a boy you’re a man

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Beastmode is just misogynistic straight podcast men’s fursona

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“Sir it seems the sea is corrupted by the most dastardly of ice bergs”

The captain of the titanic thinking about bare ankles or something:

“Yeah no, fucking floor it, my dude”

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Gonna start making chick fill a dupes at home called dick fill ya