CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS BEING SLEPT ON

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[harrywavycurly]

I just know it’s gonna really hit me the moment one of the boys says something and then I’m gonna lose it.

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[smithsonian-official]

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

[watcherscrown]

i know this really isn't the point but i'm loving the attempt at spelling anonymity

[parakeet]

hello to the funniest youtube recommendation ive ever gotten

[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[poetry-protest-pornography]

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

[huffylemon]

[kommunistkaitou]

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

[chismosavirus]

@straycatj

[straycatj]

なんでもっとカッコイイやつ つかってくれなかったですか…

Why haven't you used more handsome one...

[kronkk]

I'm going absolutely bonkers over this

[sjweminem]

owen wilson broke up with his ex girlfriend cause she wasn't into the idea of him having casual sex with his male and female friends that man is up for anything

not even gonna fact check this im choosing to automatically believe anything anybody tells me about owen winston

[sjweminem]

[screamydreamy]

[mandalorianreynolds]

I just made the most insane-evil-silent-laugh reading that last one.

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[broad-city]

[vixvigil]

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

[deathtokillian]

This is the funniest comment I've seen today

[abortionado]

new coping mechanism: accuse your dad of unsolved murders

[hungwy]

oh god im responsible for me