Don't grow up, it's a trap

I'm just three cats and anxiety in a trenchcoat |29yo| Icon by danielmackeyy

[everydaylouie]

thinking of you

[akindplace]

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[retquits]

is this anything

[jetbootcollection]

Gender affirming BBQ

[markatch]

LGBBQT

[zedotagger]

Bamboo forest.

Process: https://bsky.app/profile/zedotagger.bsky.social/post/3mq7ppmjeys2y

[juiche]

imagine fainting goats, but they float and they're cows. also it only happens whenever they're positively delighted, like when they find an especially yummy patch of grass, they'll float away in excitement..

[beardedmrbean]

[giliisnotcreative]

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

[i-like-reblog-maps]

what the fuck

that thing is eldritch

acquired a dark mode version just to see what it’d look like. oh my god. this map is gorgeous

i have never seen a hub that large. i’m?? stunned

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

[dunyun-rings]

[confuzing]

You've seen every Binghe has a Shen Yuan, now get ready for.... *Drumroll*

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?

Liu Qingge: *sets down tea cup* My life is a living hell.

[confuzing]

BONUS FEATURES! Deleted Scenes!

*Private Interview with another Binghe, he looks exactly the same but is wearing glasses*

Interviewer: So you're the Binghe that's really good at math.

Binghe: *pushes up glasses* yes.

Interviewer: ...do you need those?

Binghe: Yes.

Interviewer: Ok, so we're wondering how you all don't get jealous of each other.

Binghe: Oh we're all extremely jealous of each other constantly. But it's better when Shizun is paying attention to a Binghe than others. *Pulls out a pie chart* Look at all the time he spends with Shang Qinghua for some reason!

(Excel recreation included, Binghe's was much nicer)

Interviewer: What's that gray section?

Binghe: Oh that's the time Shizun spends teaching. He says we aren't allowed to be jealous of the students.

*Cut away to Shen Yuan teaching students the guqin, there are five visible Binghes hiding in the background*

*Cut to an interview with Shen Yuan in the bamboo house, this one is notably not private, there are three visible Binghes, one serving tea and two more behind Shen Yuan brushing his hair.*

Interviewer: So do you guys have big orgies or is it like a blunt rotation with you as the joint?

Shen Yuan: *flushed bright red* I hardly see what that has to do with anything!

*One of the Binghes behind Shen Yuan mimes smoking a blunt, the other one nods*

Interviewer: My apologies,I meant no offense of course. People will be curious is all.

Shen Yuan: Well it's none of their business!

[guelwaar]

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

[sillyfroggremlin]

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

[oliviawhen]

Doggust day 7 & 10: Otterhound, some little dogs I saw recently, and some sleeping dogs to celebrate the perseids this week.

[starlit-meadow]

Look it’s me

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of monitoring the situation

[memories-of-ancients]

Earthenware figurine of a dog, Nayarit culture, Mexico, 300 BC-400 AD

from The San Antonio Museum of Art

[mothsprout]

✷ What is that song you sing for the dead? ✷

[wildernessflavoredjellybean-dea]

America is absolutely disconnected to meat

I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.

Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.

Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.

Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.

It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.

You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.

You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos

You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.

You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..

Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.

[sevdoesnotexist]

Truly, genuinely, as an indigenous person I talk about this exact thing a LOT! Like, don't get me wrong I get a bit squicked when dressing a chicken or gutting and cleaning a fish, lord knows I had really mixed feelings the first time I saw a deers throat slit (I thought it was cruel, until my elder asked me if I would have preferred to let it suffer instead) The truth of the matter is that animals and humans are intertwined. We are food to one another, that's the way of the world and I think people forget that when we champion for humane treatment of animals and when we rail against factory farming we need to remember that removing death is not the goal, removing undue suffering it.