Jetboot, Collecting

Y'all got some interesting stuff on here.  

[captainkingsley]

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

[kyraneko]

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

you misunderstand, this isn't 'I look like the ground so predators walk right past me' camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey' camouflage

they're hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama

[aquawyrm]

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

[roach-works]

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

[windupherois]

do you ever think about how even though anden's been transformed back to his original body there's still bushes grown from cuttings of him that may or may not be sentient just. hanging around. you can ride one of them as a mount. can we turn those back into humans as well or

[jetbootcollection]

At first i was going to say no because a soul is a soul is a soul. But then i remembered Asahi and Amom are both fragments of the same sundered soul found on the source. They met and spoke with each other in the aetherial sea.

So i guess souls can propagate?

[tomhoppusdelonge]

not now kitten. daddy is falling victim to the spiral of existential dread that comes with being the working class

[azulcrescent]

Young love

Chat do i have too much skill issue lol

[rendoas]

this marketplace lamp is crazy lol

[jetbootcollection]

idk what you are talking about its a perfectly normal lamp with absolutely nothing strange about it

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

[shello-hi]

ignore my subpar editing skills. i felt like this was a necessary edition. they are transmasc transfem solidarity

[shinosarna]

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[alitontress]

TUMBLR ROLLED BACK THE REBLOG UPDATE!

[lastoneout]

I havent been sick with a contagious illness in SEVEN YEARS. I'm never giving up wearing a mask. I used to get bronchitis EVERY YEAR like clockwork. But not now! You can have my mask when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

I also like not breathing in pollutants and smog and pollen and bird shit, and my asthma and allergies have been better than they ever have before so...

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

[qqchurch]

this is basically what I think about when I get existential at night, but I didn't think there'd be other people, let alone a study, thinking this lol

[jetbootcollection]

This happens when my left ear starts ringing out of nowhere. It means one of my worldlines ended.

Sometimes its obvious, like driving while tired. Ear starts ringing so its time to lock in to not die.

Sometimes its subtle, like falling asleep in a position where its not easy to breath.

But usually it really is just a random ear ringing event and im left wondering how the hell one of me could have died standing in the pasta aisle at the grocery store.

[finalrespite]

starting a collection

(links in alt)

[magitekconveyor]

Initiate caffeine extraction!

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

agnostic-atheist spectrum but with flavors

an omnipotent creator being almost certainly doesn't exist but if it does, it's a supervillain

gods shouldn't exist but we keep creating them to use as weapons. and no one knows how to defuse one

gods don't exist which is a relief bc otherwise we'd be forced to hunt them down for execution

creator god exists and we owe it nothing (DEEPLY unqualified)

god/s abandoned us and it hurt at the time but in hindsight we escaped a highly toxic relationship

the universe is a pet goldfish kept in an irresponsibly small bowl by a toddler deity whose parents are considering moving up to a hamster

[sunb1eeder]

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

[jetbootcollection]

You seein' this shit? Matcha AND fig crossed with the brachycephalic Thin Oreo breed? Their greed sickens me

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding