the real mega milk

chai/she/entp/intp

[rylandsgrace]

#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[zooophagous]

Bro why did you just become a red dot on the minimap are we cool

[cutedummybish]

😔😔😔

[emwheezie]

Can u draw a goofy boy

Here's a goober for you

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[iapislazuli]

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

[ruinedchildhood]

[little-tunny]

that me

[escuerzoresucitado]

KATHY LAM 黑山

[vergak]

[ambientlemon]

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

[kira-astra-infinitum]

Like of course I know it means "We're looking for you". But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

[ghostdata]

[nondeterminism-deactivated20191]

[phantomrose96]

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Jfc

[curlicuecal]

[whatbigotspost]

I’ve been thinking a lotttt lately about how one of the biggest acts of daily violence that seems normalized as fuck in white dominant neighborhoods is calling the god damn police on people who are simply existing in public/common spaces.

I live in a townhouse complex that is technically private land but its owners are the 68 of us who each own 1/68th of the green space, pool, sidewalks, etc., and pay HOA dues to maintain it all. A lot of people who live in the neighborhood surrounding our complex don’t understand or don’t care that our little sliver of land is not a small public park and they walk their dogs through it, kids ride bikes through it and other normal, harmless things.

The aggression with which particularly white, boomer aged women in the HOA freak the fuck out about “non residents” doing these mundane, non destructive acts on our Facebook HOA group is truly unhinged. Shit like

“Someone is playing with a large dog on the lawn outside my unit! Does anyone recognize them? If this is your guest please notify me immediately or I’ll be calling the police on the trespasser!!!” [Creepy pic taken through her blinds attached]

“A homeless man just passed my unit pushing a shopping cart full of junk! I’ve already called the police but wanted everyone to keep and eye out!”

And my favorite (🙄) “Whose teenagers are using the pool right now??”

Like teenagers?? In my pool?!???? So fucking dumb.

It’s gotten a teensy bit better in more recent years because many of us have intervened when we see posts, begged chronic-cop-callers to stop, etc. A couple of men of color residents went as far as to offer to be “on call” for these ridiculously overly afraid and racist white women so when someone seems shady to them they can call those neighbors who said they’ll talk to the “trespassers” instead of escalating to cops. They shouldn’t have to do that but how kind of them to offer. People are so (rightfully) paranoid their friends visiting will be accosted by the Police Calling Crew that folks routinely post now to let others know who is coming to stay with them or if they’re getting a new roommate we’ll see around, etc. It’s nuts.

How do these creeps surveilling us not get that THEY ARE THE PROBLEM?!

[anarchistmemedistro]

[w-olf-deactivated20230722]

i got on nextdoor to post a found pet and the first post i saw was someone in my area saying they are scared out of their mind bc they saw a U-Haul slowly driving in their neighborhood at 7am and "kids are at bus stops around that time"

[pomeranian2]