Miss Me?

Come into my parlour said the Spider to the Fly.... [RP Account for Jim Moriarty from BBC Sherlock]

[snipersmoran-archive]

"We might," Sebastian replied before promptly disappearing into the kitchen. The pantry looked as though it needed stocking soon, but he managed to dig out a packet of biscuits from amongst what was left.

"You’re in luck." All he had to do now was wait for the kettle to boil.

"The message—from the target or intended for the target?"

[chainedcriminal]

"Always lucky, Sebastian. Always lucky, it is one of my many charms."

He meandered into the kitchen after the Sniper and leaned against the counter top. Long, clever fingers dipped into the packet of biscuits and a smirk played on his lips.

"From the target. Someone's trying to be clever~"

[whatsitlikeinyourfunnylittlemin]

The consulting detective stayed, hands in his pockets and collar turned up against the wind, in the small circle of light from the streetlight above him.

Icy blue eyes remained vacant, breath fogging as it left his lips.

"Believing? No. Hoping? Yes. Though the bullet through the top of your skull was nearly convincing.”

[chainedcriminal]

"Was pretty good, wasn't it? Had you fooled! Had you all fooled~!"

He was grinning wide, like the cat who had got the cream. Dark eyes took in the Detective before him and after a moment, Jim walked slowly around him. Savouring this moment.

[xsebastianmoran]

"Worth a shot," he answered with a light shrug. Two years without the consulting criminal and London had gone to the dogs. Drawing himself to his full height - more out of military habit than anything else - he replied: "The remaining members of the network have given their reassurances that the younger Holmes has done no damage to their resources. Subject A and J are under full surveillance; the latter is expecting a child. Target 7 has been eliminated." 

[chainedcriminal]

"Gather those who remain and see if they're still up to scratch. I'm not having sloppy workers. It's only been two years... Holiday is over. As for A and J...."

The smile was verging on nasty as he rubbed his hand over his mouth.

"Keep an eye on them.... Especially A. Would be terrible if something were to happen to the baby...."

[bluejaysong]

Loving me is asking for disaster.

six words; forty-seven   (via nocentem)

[snipersmoran-archive]

"Of course, boss. What would you like?"

[chainedcriminal]

"Tea. Milk two sugars."

He pulled out both phone and laptop and got to work.

"do we have any biscuits?"

[chainedcriminal]

—don’t look for any

                      r e d e e m i n g   q u a l i t i e s

        in me

                                  i don’t have any

[chainedcriminal]

"You know... I can forgive the lying... The cheating..... The blatant disregard for my feelings and the integrity of our little game..."

The Criminal sauntered across the road towards the Detective. Somehow managing to miss the gleam of every street-lamp and allowing London at night to shroud him in darkness.

"But actually believing I was dead? Sherlock..... I'm hurt."

[chainedcriminal]

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[snipersmoran-archive]

You could, you know, decode the files for me. Then, I could go through them with my brain non-fried.

[chainedcriminal]

"You win this round, Moran... But you will pop the kettle on. I'm not doing this without something warm in me."

[xsebastianmoran]

Target Acquired: chainedcriminal

"Well look what the cat dragged in. Jim. Nice to see you home, sir."

[chainedcriminal]

"Well, look who thinks he's a comedian... It's good to be home, Moran. Got anything for me?"

He grinned.

"Give me your report, Colonel~"

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[ughkaspbrak]

I can only see Jim saying very nasty and mean things about Sebastian’s private parts. 

[blvkwatch]

but sebastian is just sitting there laughing because they both know it’s not true

[snipersmoran-archive]

It does look rather like decorative paper, if you ask me.

I’m a sniper, not a cryptographer, boss.

[chainedcriminal]

"You're anything I want you to be, Moran. And in this case I would like that sharp mind of yours to go over these files. I wouldn't trust anyone else to."

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[frommemetoyou]

VALENTINE'S INSPIRED MEMES

"He loves me, he loves me not… oh."

"She loves me, she loves me not… oh."

"I don’t think it’s love…"

"So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?"

"I don’t even like chocolate."

"Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…"

"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts."

"Oh! It’s my favourite time of year."

"If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?"

"I’ve never had a Valentine."

"Will you be my Valentine?"

"Do you have a Valentine yet?"

"No one ever serenades me any more."

"Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing."

"Any secret admirers?"

"Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?"

"I may have been admiring you not so secretly."

"Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual."

"Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?

"We’re never getting back together."

"So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head."

"How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!"

"We’re not together any more."

"If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice."

"It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal."

"What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?"

"I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?"

"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker…."

"Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…"

"I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!"

"I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face."

"I am not wearing that."

"When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewellery."

"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…"

"I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?"

"If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-"

"Young love, isn’t it sweet?"

"Who did you get all these roses for?"

"I don’t love you, I’m just hear for the chocolate."

"So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?"

"Valentines? Pft!"

"That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…"

"What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!"

"My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me."

"Look, you can buy me all the chocolate’s in the world, I still won’t go out with you."

"A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?"

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