i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
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I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt
yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff
basically
love lemon trees! i too am bitter but growing
me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)
1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it. 4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything. 6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice. 7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small. 8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full. 9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle. 10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck. 11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog. 12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through. 14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends. 16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
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Celebrities Rally Around Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder
“I’m with Louis, I’ve watched the footage and I think he was treated appallingly. He was just defending his girlfriend.” -Piers Morgan
“It can be quite traumatic. There are times, I should imagine with Louis and what the boys have been through, that they have been at the height of their success and they are constantly pursued. You’re not in a sensible frame of mind; you are in that fight-or-flight response. So I really feel for Louis. He Is constantly pursued. You have to try to control yourself as much as you can, but, you know, we’re all human.” -Spice Girl Mel C.
“It’s a hard situation because you don’t know how you would act unless you’re in that situation, but Louis is such a nice guy. "When you watch the video, all he’s doing is protecting his girlfriend like any normal guy would, but because he’s in what was one of the biggest bands in the world people are just going to be constantly on him, which I think is unfair for him and Eleanor.” -Perrie Edwards
“I just think that sometimes people can forget that you’re a human being. Like, they get so caught up int he fact that they see you on TV and it’s not real life to them.” -Jesy Nelson
“Wish the paparazzi respected personal space. You can still do your job without having to put your camera literally in someone’s face.” -Steve Aoki
“Shocked Louis Tomlinson was arrested. Vid clearly shows he pulls 2 girls off his gf & a pap trips. Even asks staff for help.Wrongful arrest.” -Ben Winston
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Lmao GOOD MORNING! Lmao
Poorer people buy “lots of junk food” you say? You mean foods with…
Typically very low prices?
Strong, comforting flavors?
No precious time or energy required to prepare?
Long-ass shelf lives?
Fats and oils that fill you up quicker and longer?
You’re gonna shame people for eating what they can get the most mileage out of with the same money you say they aren’t managing intelligently enough??
Motherfuckers out there want you to eat nothing but rice and chicken for the rest of your life. Fuck that. Survive however you need.