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itwashotwestayedinthewater

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

itwashotwestayedinthewater

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

itwashotwestayedinthewater

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

intrepid-moose

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

#Its actually the 102nd birthday #yes i scheduled this 364 days in advance

vengeanceofthev

Just found out that nobody is powerful enough to stop me from cuffing my jeans???? This is lit wish I had known this sooner

flowersfrombefore

Am I a lesbian having comphet issues or am I a bisexual who’s tired as fuck of every man I know thinking about me in a sexual way. I will never know.

cherrybaz

i just... the big difference between baz’s feelings and simon’s is not the intensity, or the truth in them, it’s just... baz had seven years to process it. simon had none. he had no time and yes, he knew he loved baz but he never had time to sit with his feelings and try and decipher what they meant to him, how he felt about it and what he could do about it. in simon’s tumultuous life, even love had been thrown at him in the face leaving him no time to think, only react, and it shows in his displays of affection: always rushed, as if he’s buying time; always confusing to everyone involved. he has so much love but he just doesn’t know how to give it out!!!!!

spacepanda7

enemies to lovers? no, you misunderstood. I want enemies to mortal nemeses to reluctant allies to lovers to heartbroken enemies back to reluctant allies back to lovers.

politicooked

From a friend...

So if you didn’t catch this mornings shitshow, it went basically like this:

The CDC put out its official recommendations and requirements states should meet before reopening schools.

Trump went to twitter, shitted on the CDC recommendations, demanding that k-12 schools fully open up in the fall. He threatened to cut federal funding if they do not.

Then the coronavirus task force held a press conference, minus Fauci, because he’s on the President’s shit list.

Betsy Devos said she really really really wants kids back in school. She does not know how to do this, offered no suggestions. Just that they need to open, and leaves it up to local officials to figure it out.

Vice President Pence said children are resilient. Basically made out of cartilage with healthy lungs. They probably won’t get sick, so we shouldn’t worry about them. There is also no disagreement between the CDC and Trump. Trump wants schools to open, and just doesn’t want the CDC’s guidelines to be the reason for schools not opening?

Yes, he actually said he doesn’t want states to keep their schools closed just because their own CDC says it is not safe to open.

So the VP says, don’t worry, let’s bring up the Director of the CDC to clarify. -And I could‘ve sworn I heard this guy gulp off camera.

But the director of the CDC comes up and says he also wants schools to open safely. He said he likes his job and wants to keep it, therefore, he is also in full agreement with Trump, despite the guidelines they released hours before.

So then Dr. Birx comes on and says half the country has seen a surge of new cases. The country is worse off than it was back at the start of all this. She said they should return to phase 1 and start all over.

Now, an astute reader may wonder how do half the states return to phase 1, and still expect to open by fall? Good question. ..... And while you were thinking about it, Birx tries to leave the podium.

But before she gets away, Pence stops her, suggests she ‘talk about that other thing about the children’. She hesitates, then agrees.

She comes back up to the mic, says most children probably won’t die. Maybe 0.02%. And usually the ones who die were already sick, so you parents at home may want to keep an eye on them. Oh- and we have virtually no data on how transmissible the virus is in children because we’ve barely tested any of them, but let me get out of your hair.

Pence comes back and says, see, we’re good here.

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So while all that is going Cuomo is holding his own press conference.

He says I don’t even give a shit what Trump is saying. It’s not worth responding to the clown. States control school openings, and we will do it as safely as possible, end of discussion.

Other states blew off our warnings, and now they are paying the price. You want to fix your states? Pull your heads out of your asses and follow our example.

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And Fauci has gone total rogue. He has been giving interviews across the media spectrum, politely telling anyone who will listen that following trump’s orders regarding the Coronavirus will lead to certain doom. Death and economic disaster on a scale never seen before. Please turn back while you still can.

And now you are filled in.

hyperazraphael

Sweet fucking Jesus

beamingsuggestion

to everyone making progress that nobody else recognizes, I’m proud of you

deceive-remade-deactivated20171

stop talking about gay figures in history literally everyone knows naruto and sasuke were the first gay people. thanks.

australiansanta

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

iiroh

has this been done yet before

anxietyproblem

commiedervish

If there was a sci-fi novel with a megalomaniac billionaire who was the son of an Apartheid emerald mine owner, and he was privatizing space exploration so the public no longer has a say in it...you know that would be considered bad, right? The heroes would fight to stop SpaceX.

The fact that anyone considers SpaceX as anything other than a continuation of the transfer of public sector science, that was run for the public good, into the hands of billionaires is a testament to our propaganda. Having space exploration controlled by one billionaire is bad.

Remember in the 60s when rockets launched and the credit was given to the scientists and astronauts that actually made it happen?

Now it's given to the billionaire who pillaged NASA tech and is now using it as his playground and promotion for his cars. That's bad. SpaceX is bad.

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience

clownclownclown

It’s like a dishwasher

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

isolate

here is your sign, if you needed one.

isolate

amount of comments on this saying that they needed to see this sign is amazing.

nuka-rockit

hey not to be dramatic but respect trans women or die

catastrophic-cuttlefish

Harnaam Kaur first started growing facial hair at the age of 11. She was diagnosed with polycystic ovarian syndrome, a condition that causes a hormone imbalance in women.

“I decided to keep my beard and step forward against society’s expectations of what a woman should look like,” Kaur said. “Today I am happy living as a young beautiful bearded woman. I have realized that this body is mine, I own it, I do not have any other body to live in so I may as well love it unconditionally"