okay so it’s like your cocksock to my shin when you’re humping me and my hand on your thigh when i fake fuck into you do you want to get these things inked into our bodies forever bro y/n
hollanov doing the hand size comparison thing and Shane's hand is bigger. He's bashful about it, because he loves feeling a bit small around Ilya (and Ilya can lift him up etc). Meanwhile, Ilya is instantly so hard that he loses vision for a second.
ngl i kinda resent the fandoms reaction to shane’s “is it upsetting” question bc i ask that 😭 like idk your relationship w your family! idk how you feel! i’m asking! my therapist just told me she went to a giant family reunion and i literally said “oh that’s so nice! i think. you like them right? if not, i’m sorry” like god forbid an autistic dude need clarification
every quote about their chemistry is insane but that one from one of the casting people (i think) saying ‘that sexual spark, i think they were feeling it on the zoom’ is just… 😵💫😵💫😵💫 like she’s not even attempting to frame it as a character thing. i’ll never get over how the tension was so strong that not only could hudcon feel it but so could everyone else. over fucking zoom 🫠 if i read that in a fanfic i would be rolling my eyes at how farfetched it seemed but they actually did that.
no like say that… i’ve said this before I think but like imagine being in that zoom call as they’re running through the vegas bathroom scene. “maybe ask nicely.” “please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. please.” while hudson’s doing the prototype version of shaneing his eyes and connor is completely unflappable. i’m so serious everyone in that call must’ve been like
Just noticed Ilya’s stupid little clapping and rubbing his hands together moment when he goes to get the tuna melt stuff out of the fridge
Like I’m sure he’s trying to pass this off as like hmmmm let me think really hard about where all these ingredients are but in reality he’s like YIPPEEEEE I GET TO MAKE HOT FISH FOR MY SHANE #MYSHANE
crucially mybighud is a loser. like in the way that all mid twenties guys are sort of losers. he’s a try hard and he stammers when connie looks at him too long while he’s talking and he’s trying to be cool and charming and the office big kahuna but when connie’s in his orbit he’s tripping over himself he’s knocking things over he’s blushing like craaaazy
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It was late at night when Shane asked it, late enough that they should have gone to bed already. But they were on the couch, Ilya sprawled out with his head in Shane's lap and Shane was running his fingers through his hair and neither of them wanted to move.
Ilya hummed, considering. "Maybe. I don't know. Why, do you?"
Shane shrugged. "I dunno." He searched around, trying to find the right words and feeling like all of them were silly. "I just... If soulmates are real, then you're mine." He felt so exposed, saying it, but he knew he was safe with Ilya. He always knew that.
"Soulmate?" Ilya asked. He had a big smile on his face and his eyes were so painfully fond.
Shane smiled back, brushing a curl out of Ilya's face. "Yeah, like if I didn't play hockey-"
"-impossible to imagine-"
"Shut up," Shane said. "If I didn't play hockey, it feels like we still would have met."
Ilya was still smiling up at him. "If you didn't play hockey," he said, "I would still find you. I know this."
"Yeah?" Shane asked.
"Mn," Ilya hummed. "Because you would still love hockey, even if you did not play. And of course you would be my biggest fan. And I would see you in the front row at a game and go 'This is the most beautiful man in the world and I must have him.'"
Shane snorted, but he liked the picture. Ilya stopping in front of the glass to look at him, stealing glances before face-offs.
"And what if you didn't play hockey?" Shane asked.
Ilya thought for a moment. "I think...If I don't play hockey, then you become best player instead of me-"
"-fuck off-"
"-and I see you on tv, or maybe in the Olympics. And I go 'This is the most beautiful man in the world and I must have him.'" He grinned up at Shane as he said it. "So I pack all my things in a bag and I hike all the way to Muskoka-"
"Are there no planes or boats in this world?"
"-and I knock on your door but the only words I know are 'Shane Hollander, I am here to love you.'"
Shane laughed. "Okay, so in this world, a hobo shows up at the cottage and professes his love to me and I decide to give it a go?"
"Well, maybe I also know 'My name is Ilya' and 'Where's the bathroom.' Also I'm a hot hobo so it works for you."
Shane laughed again. "Okay, fine. I invite you in, clean you up, and let you have your way with me."
"Of course you do," Ilya said. He reached for Shane's hand and brought it to his lips. "We are soulmates, yes?"
Shane smiled down at him and nodded. "Yes." For whatever it meant to be soulmates, yes.
remember when shane freaked out bc he realized he was going to have to confess to his parents that he’s gay and had been in love with his media rival for the past decade and then he sank to the floor and pressed his face into ilya’s crotch a la the adoration sculpture by gustav vigeland while ilya’s hand ran through his hair and down between his shoulder blades so tenderly, so protectively. and they put that shit on tv.
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