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[peachyjude]

crucially mybighud is a loser. like in the way that all mid twenties guys are sort of losers. he’s a try hard and he stammers when connie looks at him too long while he’s talking and he’s trying to be cool and charming and the office big kahuna but when connie’s in his orbit he’s tripping over himself he’s knocking things over he’s blushing like craaaazy

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[kaijuerotica]

"Do you believe in fate?"

It was late at night when Shane asked it, late enough that they should have gone to bed already. But they were on the couch, Ilya sprawled out with his head in Shane's lap and Shane was running his fingers through his hair and neither of them wanted to move.

Ilya hummed, considering. "Maybe. I don't know. Why, do you?"

Shane shrugged. "I dunno." He searched around, trying to find the right words and feeling like all of them were silly. "I just... If soulmates are real, then you're mine." He felt so exposed, saying it, but he knew he was safe with Ilya. He always knew that.

"Soulmate?" Ilya asked. He had a big smile on his face and his eyes were so painfully fond.

Shane smiled back, brushing a curl out of Ilya's face. "Yeah, like if I didn't play hockey-"

"-impossible to imagine-"

"Shut up," Shane said. "If I didn't play hockey, it feels like we still would have met."

Ilya was still smiling up at him. "If you didn't play hockey," he said, "I would still find you. I know this."

"Yeah?" Shane asked.

"Mn," Ilya hummed. "Because you would still love hockey, even if you did not play. And of course you would be my biggest fan. And I would see you in the front row at a game and go 'This is the most beautiful man in the world and I must have him.'"

Shane snorted, but he liked the picture. Ilya stopping in front of the glass to look at him, stealing glances before face-offs.

"And what if you didn't play hockey?" Shane asked.

Ilya thought for a moment. "I think...If I don't play hockey, then you become best player instead of me-"

"-fuck off-"

"-and I see you on tv, or maybe in the Olympics. And I go 'This is the most beautiful man in the world and I must have him.'" He grinned up at Shane as he said it. "So I pack all my things in a bag and I hike all the way to Muskoka-"

"Are there no planes or boats in this world?"

"-and I knock on your door but the only words I know are 'Shane Hollander, I am here to love you.'"

Shane laughed. "Okay, so in this world, a hobo shows up at the cottage and professes his love to me and I decide to give it a go?"

"Well, maybe I also know 'My name is Ilya' and 'Where's the bathroom.' Also I'm a hot hobo so it works for you."

Shane laughed again. "Okay, fine. I invite you in, clean you up, and let you have your way with me."

"Of course you do," Ilya said. He reached for Shane's hand and brought it to his lips. "We are soulmates, yes?"

Shane smiled down at him and nodded. "Yes." For whatever it meant to be soulmates, yes.

[peachyjude]

remember when shane freaked out bc he realized he was going to have to confess to his parents that he’s gay and had been in love with his media rival for the past decade and then he sank to the floor and pressed his face into ilya’s crotch a la the adoration sculpture by gustav vigeland while ilya’s hand ran through his hair and down between his shoulder blades so tenderly, so protectively. and they put that shit on tv.

[peachyjude]

how long… do you think… we can sit here… before we have to move… @romcomanov this is genuinely so evil WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

are you drinking the - the yuri wine? yeah i am

[localpoopdealer]

[quelmdn]

"The image was damascened, as beaten metal. He was reading."

(That small crumb of bookish Laurent from book 1)

[sheisraging]

This shot though (via vnina on IG)

[peachyjude]

giggling and kicking my feet thru this ep6 reheat

I MISS THEM SO MF BADDDD

[peachyjude]

she would have loved you like i love you still the equivalent of 1000 9/11s to me

[peachyjude]

my boyfriend?

[heatedrivalrysource]

voguemagazine: From everyone’s favorite “Heated Rivalry” duo and a matching moment from keke and alysaxliu to samsmith and madonna deep in conversation and badbunnypr turning heads, tap the link in our bio for an exclusive look at how guests spent their night at the 2026 #MetGala. Photographed by strange.victory

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

ilya voice i am not feeling so fly like a g6, hollander

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

@minotauri

[owenhcrper]

grace's t-shirt collection

[vickyvicr]

Hudson: The cast member that has a kind of odd pre-scene ritual would definitely be Connor or Sophie, because Connor we will just like lick each other and like roll all over each other before a scene and then go– and then we're just being normal or crying. And Sophie will just say dirty old jokes, like she's just really crass and it's great.

heatedrivalrycentral via instagram may 10, 2026 | full video

[urie]

[ozempicofficial]

[loontattoo]

perhaps it's been pointed out before but it's very important to me how hudson seems to be just the type of person who imprints on people and immediately absorbs them into his circle. and his gravitational pull is so intoxicating that all his people are like planets orbiting his sun and once he pulls you in and decides you're his, you're his for life. and he seems to know immediately when he meets someone if they are going to belong to him, whether it's an instant connection over a zoom call or a groomer you vibe with after one photoshoot or the girl you started dating when you were broke and struggling who's never left your side since. he locks people down. he has so much love to give. and being loved by him seems like a truly all-encompassing thing. wow

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

by.aikaflores: family for life

[graphicabyss]

Does he have to always wear the tiniest slutties pair of shorts? Is it in the contract? Just asking questions.

[hudconsource]

Connor Storrie via Instagram (August 2025)