You met me at a very strange time in my life;

Jess ... 18... Enjoy my Shitty Blog

[crcordium]

She is a gift

[seapruncs]

effie at the reaping: “primrose everdeen!”

katniss:

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a major event happened in the world and was posted on facebook, I’d probably ignore it thinking it was click-bait

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

[reallyabitch]

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

[stability]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

[faffings]

#*slaps person beside me repeatedly so that they do not miss the doggy*

[dmcfadzean]

[urlnotlorealbitch]

a worm hole?

[kare-uh-gen]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on here. I’m not even shitting you

[artishkiddo]

my life has been changed forever

[wingsofblue]

[satanicspacecat-deactivated2019]

Omg this is amazing

[faggottt]

[twitterlols]

facts

[tyleroakley]

WHO WOULD EVER????

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[justanotherlost-soul]

Relationship goals

[theinturnetexplorer]

God bless you Elan, you are my hero.

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[just-shower-thoughts]

Growing up, I thought being sprayed by skunks was going to be a much more common occurrence in my life than it is.

[verybritishproblems]

Procedure when asked something with mouth full: 

1. Hand over mouth 

2. Chew dramatically 

3. Say sorry with eyes 

4. Swallow painfully early

[verybritishproblems]

Being the world’s leading expert on what other drivers could fit a bus through