chameleman

he/they - 24 - life’s a beach and I’m eating the sand

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[big-nothing]

[aisatsaa]

Day 1: Soulmates

«Excuse me, I think you may have dropped your book»

[katherinelam]

im trying to paint every episode of the sopranos. send thoughts and prayers

[i-give-you-a-fish]

See him shmoove

[kosmogrl]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[louisealzzz]

awababwbabwbabwa

[tooth-sucker]

how it feels when people like talking to you and talk to you everyday because they like you

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[petitecreme]

Hamlet life

[parakeet]

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do you guys fuck with my cool sword

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it