She's Everything!

He's just Ken. A blog about if Barbie (and Ken) were in Pokémon. I am not associated with Mattel.

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Hiya! I'm Barbie!

I'm a Champion-ranked trainer and fashion designer in Paldea, but I like to go everywhere! I've got Dreamhouses all over the world! Come by for a party sometime!

And I'm Ken!

...

Yeah! Party! WOO!

listen guys. i made this blog for a bit. dont expect daily posts or anything like that. main is @plasmaapologist

i was born in 2002 so barbie and kens personalities will be mainly based on the ones i grew up with. i cant fucking beleive i actually made this blog oh my god

go insane. this is a 100% humor blog! i might host a few no or MAYBE low stakes events but never anything serious, though barbie (and ken) may comment on more serious things if asked.

[kitten-of-change]

as it turns out, paying for a wedding as a college dropout is kinda impossible.

Makeup anon pls help.

I also need: a place to host the wedding, that can at least hold 20+ people.

A tiny wedding dress, and a normal human sized wedding dress.

A pokemon safe cake.

And formal invitation cards

[makeup-anon]

(cracking knuckles sound)

Okay, so, I'm gonna need your location so I can look up some good areas for that, a good cake store that makes pretty wedding cakes for at least 20+ people, my Mimikyu knows how to sew so they can make the dress for you, but I'll search up somewhere to get the normal one. I can also make the cards pretty easily using some cloning magic 'n all.

[kitten-of-change]

kanto, viridian city.

[champion-class-hatsune-miku]

I can pay!!!!!! I have money!!!!

[kitten-of-change]

HOKY SHIY!!! HATSUNE MIKU NOTICED ME?

Yes pls, and you are invited too miku.

I want thsa to be a BIG event

[champion-class-hatsune-miku]

Maybe I can get Barbie to let us use her Kanto dreamhouse…

[kitten-of-change]

BARBIE??

Sure

Hey makeup anon, what do you think?

[champion-class-hatsune-miku]

@championbarbie-swimmerken can we use your Kanto dreamhouse for a wedding?

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Huh?

Oh, Miku! Yeah, sure. Just make sure they stay off the marigolds.

[moddedmoor]

i'm seeing Barbie today.

very excited. my friends said they cried during it. i don't know if i will or not. i'll update after i've seen it.

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Hey

[swoobatte]

“average Galarian owns 7 hats” factoid actually just statistical error. Average galarian hast 1 hat. Champion Leon, who lives in Postwick and buys over 10,000 each daye, is an outlier adn should not hath been counted.

[pokemonleagueofficial]

AND HES YOUR EL PRIMERO?????????? I'm so sorry

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Sometimes, I think I'd rather deal with a guy with 10,000 hats than Geeta...

[pokemonleagueofficial]

thats a you issue, geeta is very nice and less weird than your el primero LOL

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

I currently have 157 missed calls from Geeta. I sure don't feel very nice!

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Barbie is making me keep a list of people on here she wants to buy new wardrobes for...

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

who's on the list?

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

That's confidential information!

Because of that I can't tell you! Definitely not because I already lost it....

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Barbie is making me keep a list of people on here she wants to buy new wardrobes for...

[frostbite-yinny]

Hey Yinny, me and Sidon are at Barbie’s boutique. Want me to grab you anything?

( @champion-class-hatsune-miku )

Yes, please! So, see anything with a boob window? Grab it.

[champion-class-hatsune-miku]

Will do!

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.!!!!!!???????

[champion-class-hatsune-miku]

I thought you were still trying to escape Geeta

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

I have priorities, Miku!!!! And Ken could probably beat her up.

[grimsley-official]

I will give you 150 pokédollars if you post a pic of yourself wearing a dress

150 Pokedollars wouldn’t pay for much, if I’m being completely honest~

I wonder how much you’re willing to pay me for such a thing, hmmm~✨

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

...

What are we thinking here?

[uncle-dusknoir]

stargazer and vampire, minus the last for both (u talk a lot and i love it every time) (i do not enjoy being squished like that.)

(@old-chateau-dweller)

idk where you're all getting 'doesnt talk much' I do not shut Up

Don't worry I don't own platforms,

Yet

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

...Do you WANT some?

[uncle-dusknoir]

is barbie (barbie) offering to buy me platform boots.

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Yes. Barbie (Barbie) would be glad to buy Basil (Basil) platform boots.

Anything to help people serve.

[uncle-dusknoir]

stargazer and vampire, minus the last for both (u talk a lot and i love it every time) (i do not enjoy being squished like that.)

(@old-chateau-dweller)

idk where you're all getting 'doesnt talk much' I do not shut Up

Don't worry I don't own platforms,

Yet

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

...Do you WANT some?

[frostbite-yinny]

Hey Yinny, me and Sidon are at Barbie’s boutique. Want me to grab you anything?

( @champion-class-hatsune-miku )

Yes, please! So, see anything with a boob window? Grab it.

[champion-class-hatsune-miku]

Will do!

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.!!!!!!???????

[swoobatte]

“average Galarian owns 7 hats” factoid actually just statistical error. Average galarian hast 1 hat. Champion Leon, who lives in Postwick and buys over 10,000 each daye, is an outlier adn should not hath been counted.

[pokemonleagueofficial]

AND HES YOUR EL PRIMERO?????????? I'm so sorry

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Sometimes, I think I'd rather deal with a guy with 10,000 hats than Geeta...

[otomachiscontest]

HELP!!!!! UNA GOT TURNED INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!

[neru-used-rest-pkmn]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

Oh, thank Mew, I think I'm saaAAAAAATHROEJ2IFKWGNWOGNWKFNWN29194728

[most-glamorous-kalosian]

HELLLOOOOO MY ADORING FANS~!!! So sorry to keep you waiting. Yes your eyes do not deceive you! It's the most glamorous actor! Here! On Rotomblr!

After much consideration I thought I'd make a blog of my own. And no, don't worry. This is not run by some random monster in my large social media team... It is the real me, darlings❤︎

((ooc under cut))

Heyo! Edge here. Back at it again impulsively creating Pokeblogs. My pronouns are he/him and I am a Pokémon obsessed artist with audhd.

You probably know me from one of my other Pokeblogs! Those include:

@that-turtwig-guy

@captain-mommy-issues

I'll put down more info soon! Might just copy-paste my format on Arven's blog tbh lol

Anyway! This is a Pokeblog for Mettaton! This is a Pokémon AU so note that the original story of Undertale is shifted. Do I have it written out? No! But just remember that. He doesn't live in the Underground. He lives in Kalos

That's all for now. Enjoy the self-obsessed twink :)

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

NO FUCKING WAY.

[frostbite-yinny]

mum, is your boytoy twink creature coming over again?

-intern

Refer to my dream pixie Barbie himbo girl cult leader boyfriend properly, intern! That is very disrespectful!

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

what

[captain-mommy-issues]

NO NO NO NOOOO RECOUNT THE VOTES VANILLA EXTRACT CANNOT WIN

I forgot I even made that poll. I guess the people have spoken

[frostbite-yinny]

No, Arven listen to me, I will pay you don't do this to me

[captain-mommy-issues]

How much we talking?

[frostbite-yinny]

How much do you want? I'll even add in a few home cooked meals or snack or up to 12 course dinner, dealers choice.

[captain-mommy-issues]

How much is in your bank account

[frostbite-yinny]

Hatsune fucking Miku is willing to help me pay, sky is the limit my guy

[captain-mommy-issues]

Yeesh, that's hard to turn down... I want to accept, but I feel like it'd be unfair to like the 60 whatever other people that wanted Vanilla Extract. Though I might be getting gifted a fuckin' Shaymin. I could let you name that.

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

I don't actually care what you name the thing. But I'll put whatever Miku is offering +5k on Vanilla Extract just to mess with her!

[championbarbie-swimmerken]

ey barbie, what's ur opinion on Oppenheimer??

Haven't seen it yet! It's been SUUUUUUUPER busy! Might just wait until it comes out on DVD, honestly...

YES, I STILL BUY DVDS.