bonjour y'all

[championdoodler]

I am going to use the technology they used to make Kung Pow: Enter the Fist to digitally insert Charlie Sheen into the Twilight movies

he can choose which character he wants to be

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[cute-animals-only]

[katjohnadams]

A tragedy in four parts

[shiftythrifting]

I found this geeked ass lookin cat at Wildest Dreams consignment in Bakersfield CA.

That's Bill the cat from the Bloom County comic. That's just how he is.

[outlaw-monarch]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[championdoodler]

this weekend I went to a very nice restaurant for my friend’s bachelorette party and when the waiter came to our table to take our plates away he didn’t announce himself, he just appeared behind me and reached over my shoulder and said “go go gadget arm” and then disappeared again

[pngblog]

[2mo3cm-man]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

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[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[etiennelux]

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

[omegaversereloaded]

No

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[henryclervals]

yeah your show might be good but does it have jared harris banging a table about to be the sole voice of reason in a meeting in which he is outranked? does it have jared harris take off his glasses and rub the bridge of his nose as he realises the depth of the situation he’s in? does jared harris slowly lower a telescope or a pair of binoculars in silent, terrible shock? does jared harris form a deep and lasting bond with a man who he hated? who hated him? does jared harris stare into the distance in despair?

[henryclervals]

does jared harris Suffer?

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?