i could do whatever i wanted if i wanted

we'll see how long this lasts. in the meantime, enjoy. remember: many will enter, few will win. snapchat-chancewells twitter-chanseywells instagram-phatchance aim-darkmuffin17 skype-darkmuffin17 facebook-chancewells last.fm-ash_ketchum1 youtube-neodude393 neopets-pika1015

[funnytwittertweets]

[incidentalcomics]

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[deadbeatmaker]

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

[badjokesbyjeff]

A man applies for a job at the circus

“What can you do?” asks the owner

“Really good bird impressions”

“Sorry we’ve got someone who can do those already”

“Oh well” said the man sadly, as he flew out of the tent.

[lakeguardianfae]

I have a friend who does the best ever seagull impression.

He can’t do the noise, he just steals your chips and shits on your car.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

ive moved on

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[firefox-official]

this is from two weeks ago

[textposttropes]

Amazing Technicolor Wildlife (Averted)

Brick Joke

Cowboy BeBop at His Computer

No Name Given (Averted)

Seinfeldian Conversation

Stock Animal Diet

[shencomix]

[chancewells]

Logging on here for the first time in years, my account was hacked and now I follow like a thousand porn accounts, this is gonna take forever to clean up, if we're homies or you're a human say hi xoxo

[perryfellow]

[perryfellow]

[powerburial]

[mysharona1987]

[ozzys]

[weirdmageddon]

i am obsessed with this video

[aforest2006remaster]

wait what the hell that’s my brother

the one on the left is literally my little brother

[aforest2006remaster]

[artofriot]

[amishsicario]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[infinitehench]

Was I a good goose?

[gaming]

HONK 💀

[51mv]

my BOI