this is how to be a heartbreaker !!

• chan — xe/xem — minor •

[chandlr]

they're my comfort idiots, your honor

[roach-works]

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

[roach-works]

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

[animauxing]

I sell seashells on your seashore.

[see more comics] [slide me a $3 tip] [SHOP]

[chandlr]

it's britney bitch

[chandlr]

rest in piece techno, we miss you

[wylansvanhendriks]

i am not immune to a character looking at their love interest in shock and awe after seeing them in formal wear for the first time

[chandlr]

this is so sad

[realismomagico]

life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

[chandlr]

do u ever just. get so tired of everything and having an online presence

[chandlr]

crash

[chandlr]

how funny would it be if on april fools tumblr just shut down

[deadletterpoets]

God y’all so boring about the Will Smith slapping Chris. “Violence is wrong” what is this a church? Fucking lay his ass out him next time, Will. Let Jada get a kick in too.

[cqwt]

blep

[rhaenyraisadyke]

[chandlr]

having friends is so hard like its lowkey stressing me out ngl /aff

[chandlr]

i think gameshow hosts have a god complex

[femalepope]

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i'd be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children's surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1's surname, tails for parent #2's surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she'll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now