Save a human, Ryde an alien

We simp. NO MINORS!!

[changedintoadblog]

Tumblr stop saying this his blog has notification it fucken doesn’t there’s nothing here

[changedintoadblog]

Oh my fucken god I think it just said that so I can post and reach 100 fucken posts jfc

[changedintoadblog]

Tumblr stop saying this his blog has notification it fucken doesn’t there’s nothing here

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[reginaldqueribundus]

shame how professor fig dies at the end of hogwarts legacy and rookwood framed the goblins for cursing anne

[jeritza-von-hrym]

Okay tumblr is just mocking me now

[miyku]

Mass Effect II Legendary Edition | ▶ dev. Bioware

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[eggingforfreedom]

[madamslayyy]

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

[shadow-mystic]

IT GOT BETTER

[kryptonians]

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

A DC Comics superhero bottomed for a mutant shark and it’s officially been declared as canon

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War revealed that hero John Constantine dated King Shark, with a writer confirming Constantine bottomed. Yes,

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

John has also had sex with Swamp Thing. 

[avatrashh]

He WHAT

[running-with-batfam]

Thought I should mention that sharks have two penises.

[blooshietoosh]

Yall missed the best part

[cutiesncantrips]

I really love the “Do I look mad?” line.

Why yes I do frequently hook up with monstrous beings but don’t you dare call me a Clown Fucker.

[rosiegbaby]

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

[varanideus]

Wrex’s vacation

[perfectmisslawson]

reblog if you‘d fuck a krogan

[perfectmisslawson]

alright no one is brave enough so i’ll start

[ryebreadgf]

monster that doesn’t know that it’s a monster because it’s never seen its own reflection, doesn’t understand why it’s feared. lonely creature only trying to love and be loved but it’s clumsy and doesn’t realize its power, doesn’t know it’s different. why don’t you love me. why are you scared of me. i’m just like you

[biglawbear]

Oh, NOW I understand why gays love monsters so much

[stephaniepriscillart]

Tender 🌸

[taebaelee]

Why are cishet men like this…

[taebaelee]

Only good response.

[crimmson]

“banned”

[hurlanachronism]

me and who

[spicycatt]

where the fuck are the big scary monster men w the claws and razor sharp teeth

i want 2 b gently held in their big arms

[ousia-poetica]

I'd ask a witch when you'll be mine. By Abigail Larson

[inkiedraws]

I got brainworms and it’s called shrios