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           “oH SHIT!!” crash! glass everywhere! and here was beast boy, ears down as he knew there was no way that WASN’T heard.

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@nvertoolate​ asked:

"Sorry I look like a mess."

      panic rose through the hero as he was looking her bruised and bloodied body over, making sure not to touch her wounds.

           “don’t be sorry about this, you need to get some help!” he was already transforming into that of a horse so that she could climb on him. stomping his feet, he was telling her to climb aboard so he could get her to a hospital.

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           “are you alright? that was quite the fall!” beast boy was already at the other’s side, ready to do anything he could to help.

[leafsprompts]

bo burnham. inside quotes.

“ i’m bored.” “ interesting, now leave me alone.” “ sorry that i look like a mess.” “ i had a haircut but it got rescheduled.” “ i made you your favourite.” “ [name’s] been a little depressed.” “ it might not help but it couldn’t hurt.” “ i’m a special kind of white guy.” “ i’ve self reflected and i wanna be an agent of change.” “ i wanna leave this world better than i found it.” “ i don’t wanna do that.” “ i’m really fucking sorry.” “sexting: it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing.” “ um, what the fuck is going on ?” “ how am i thirty ?” “ yeah .. i am not feeling good.” “ all my clothes are dirty so i’m smelling like a bag of shit.” “ there’s gotta be a better way.” “ oh em gee, that is just my luck.” “ i haven’t had a shower in the last nine days.” “ maybe i should just shut the fuck up.” “ fuck their wives, drink their blood.” “ welcome to the internet.” “ we’ve got mountains of content. some better, some worse.” “ here’s a tip for straining pasta.” “ apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” “ amateurs can fucking suck it.” “ i got a boyfriend and i’m crazy about him.” “ should i burn it ? is burning it bad ? what should i do with it ?” “ if we stick together, who knows what we’ll do.” “ it was always the plan to put the world in your hand.” “ the fbi killed martin luther king.” “ that is how the world works.” “ i hope you learned your lesson.” “ don’t you know the world is built with blood ?” “ that’s pretty abstract.” “ another night on my own.” “ you say the oceans rising like i give a shit.” “ you’re not gonna slow it.” “ heaven knows you tried.” “ well, well, look who’s inside again.” “ come out with your hands up, we’ve got you surrounded.” “ you say the whole world ended ? honey, it already did.” “ who wants a coffee ‘cos i’m doing a run.” “ i’m writing down the orders now for everyone.” “ don’t be scared.” “ don’t be shy.” “ come on in, the waters fine.” “ now my stupid friends are having stupid children.”

+ bonus: inside outtakes.

“ you owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent. ” “ this is a song about a chicken. ” “ spider hiding in the corner ! ” “ what the fuck is going on ? ” ” i refuse to do dishes ever again in my fucking life. ” “ my least favourite word, by the way, is injustice. ” “ i jumped up on the coffee table. ” “ um, no, fuck that. ” “ i am so cool. what a cool thing to do. ” “ fuck you dude, fuck you. ” “ am i going crazy ? maybe, maybe not. ” “ am i kinda hot ? ” “ i’m done being sad. ” “ i ain’t afraid of no spider. ” “ i am a weird looking dude. ” “ i’d rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish. ” “ our doing isn’t done and our done-ing isn’t did. ” “ oh, my phone makes me sad. ” “ tell me what you feel right now.  “ i’m living in the future. ” “ am i real or am i dying ? ”

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like for a thing!

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what if i come back here???

[brittsmemes]

Send "Are you in love with _____" for my muses reaction

[kittengutss-deactivated20221117]

The gongoozler would like to hear about your day 👉👈

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2244

(It happens to everyone, no worries.) (Dialogue from this post.)

[collectivemood]

                                                Caring Edition 

‘ Hey when was the last time you slept? ’

‘ Stay in bed, please. ’

‘ Do you want me to get you anything? ’

‘ Let me look. ’

‘ Let me help you. ’

‘ Here, let me bandage that up. ’

‘ I made you something to eat. ’

‘ You’re burning up! Go lay down. ’

‘ Please drink more water. ’

‘ Were you able to keep that down? ’

‘ Does this hurt? ’

‘ You need to stay still. ’

‘ Want more blankets? ’

‘ Do you want to talk about it? ’

‘ Try to breathe slowly. ’

‘ It’s alright I’m here. ’

‘ Here hold my hand. ’

‘ I’m not going anywhere. ’

‘ You can sleep here. ’

‘ Rest as long as you need. ’

‘ Look at me. ’

‘ Tell me what you are seeing. ’

‘ You can rest in my arms. ’

‘ I will make you some tea. ’

‘ Please, take this. ’

‘ You should be resting. ’

‘ I’m just checking in, how are you feeling? ’

‘ Snuggling helps with a lot of things, so come here. ’

‘ Want me to take you to a doctor? ’

‘ I am a doctor, so please listen to me. ’

‘ How long have you been like this? ’

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like for a starter in which bb takes a bullet/attack for ur muse

[supager]

                                   i see a pain behind your eyes                                                                                                i know you feel it everyday

                                    it’s like a light that slowly dies                                                         but it’s better not to say

inde. sel. priv. freddy freeman from dc’s shazam! protected by: alcohol

[phztwo]

[phztwo]

phztwo​:

                    i can’t fuckin’ wait to see your faces when my dreams become reality                                  and watch you choke on every single word you said                                                       i said i’d make it one day

canon divergent invader zim rp blog written by: alcohol

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@fastestboyalive​ asked:

“ i’m sorry ,  man .  i  didn’t  mean  to  scare  you !”

     breath, all gar had to do was breath and he would start to come back to reality. the movies he had been watching lately have been keeping him on edge, so when wally jumped at him like that--he reacted a little too frightened for his own good.

     now he was going to be made fun of for being so scared. he had to think on his feet.

          “scared? i---i wasn’t scared! i....i forgot that i left the oven on at the tower!” yeah! that was it, a perfect lie! “that’s why i screamed like that!”

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gatorprompts​:

✧ — ⋆    𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

from the 1993 film.  blood, injury,  weapon, death & swearing reference  present .

“ that’s  the  way  it  goes .  but  don’t  forget :  it  goes  the  other  way  too .” “ would  you  mind  fillin’  me  in  on  what  i  missed ? ” “ i  mean  he  gets  paid  by  people  to  fuck  other  guys  up ,  you  know ? ” “ do  you  like  to  get  pie  after  you  see  a  good  movie ? ” “ tell  me  about  yourself . ” “ well ,  what  do  you  wanna  know ? ”  “ you looked  like  a nice  guy ,  so  i  had  to  dump  my  popcorn  all  over  you . ” “ wow ,  what  a  swell  place  to  work ! ” “ what happened ?  did  i  do  something ? ” “ please  shut  up ,  i’m  trying  to  come  clean  okay ! ” “ i  think i  love  you  . ” “ now  if  i  say  i  love  you  and  just  throw  caution  to  the  wind  and  let  the  chips  fall  where  they  may  and  you’re  lyin’  to  me ,  i’m  going  to  fucking  die . ” “ i’m  not  lyin’  to  you  and  i  swear  from  this  moment  forth ,  i’ll  never  lie  to  you  again . ” “ we’re  just  fucking  with  you . ” “ well ,  can  you  live  with  it ? ” “ i’d  kill him . ” “ i  can’t  believe  what  you’re  telling  me . ” “ killing’s  the  hard  part .  gettin’  away  with  it ?  that’s  easy . ” “ i  like  you .  always  have ,  always  will . ” “ i  need  to  do  this . ” “ i  want  you  to  know  that  you  can  count  on  me  to  protect  you . ” “ this  isn’t  a  good  idea . ” “ i  ain’t  scared  of  you ,  i  just  don’t  like  you . ” “ what’s  in  that  envelope  right  there  is  my  peace  of  mind .  my  peace  of  mind  is  worth  that  much ,  not  one  penny  more . ” “ i  never  had  a  hamburger  taste  this  good . ” “ i  think  what  you  did  was  so  romantic . ” “ oh  baby ,  you’re  bleeding . ” “ i’m  his  wife ,  pleased  to  meet  ya . ” “ sit  down .  shut  up . ” “ i’m  in  big  fucking  trouble . ” “ hello baby ! ” “ i’m  a  married  man ,  buddy ! ” “ no  time .  tell  him  we  gotta  go . ” “ you  got  me  in  a  vendetta  kind  of  mood . ” “ we’re  gonna  have  a  little  q  and  a ,  and  at  the  risk  of  sounding  redundant ,  please  make  your  answers  genuine . ” “ it  won’t  ever  get  that  good  again . ” “ what’s  of  major  fucking  importance  is  that  i  believe  you . ” “ i  haven’t  killed  anybody  since  1984 . ” “ this  shit  can’t  be  real . ” “ why  are  you  telling  me  all  this  bullshit ? ” “ it’s  sunday .  can  you  tell  me  why  i’m  talking  to  you  on  sunday ? ” “ are  you  out  of  your  fucking  mind ? ” “ did  i  do  my  part  okay ? ” “ we  don’t  have  any  coke ,  but  there’s  a  pepsi  machine  down  the  hall . ” “ you  are  unbelievably  cute . ” “ that  hurts ,  don’t  it ? ” “ get  on  your  feet  sweetie ,  you’re  not  hurt  that  bad . ” “ what’s  the  matter  baby ? ” “ now  i’m  gonna  ask  you  a  fucking  question  and  you  better  give  me  the  right  fucking  answer . ” “ now  the  first  time  you  kill  somebody ,  that’s  the  hardest . ” “ now  i  do  it  just  to  watch  their  fucking  expression  change . ” “ you  look  ridiculous ! ” “ i’m  not  putting  that  shit  in  my  purse . ” “ read  my  lips :  no . ” “ you  are  a  fucking  star . ” “ it’s  all  gonna  work  out  for  us .  we  deserve  it . ” “ your  motivation  is  to  stay  out  of  jail . ” “ get  on  your  knees . ” “ i’m sorry ,  man .  i  didn’t  mean  to  scare  you .” “ you  were  cooler  than  cool . ” “ i  treated  you  like  a  son ! ” “ i’ll  call  you  a  hearse . ” “ you’re  so  cool . ”

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i finished reading kami and gabriel’s graphic novel for gar and now i want a tank and stella to rp with !!!!!

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ur lying to yourself if you think i’m not reading an adult stabbing a 14 year old and holding back bb because he would go into his werewolf form if i let him----