Don't Tell My Mom

28|female|michigan ESFP diabetic fangirl feminist foodie

[annasfridge]

[minesnapped]

hit that nasty rb if you:

are an gay

are play minecraft

[emmaharwoods]

dc and american mutuals/followers, if you’re anxious and stressed due to the current situation, here are a few mental health and checkpoint carrds!

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https://mhresources.carrd.co/

feel free to add more links!

[bob-belcher]

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[seashellronan]

anyway i fucking love being bisexual like good 4 me tbh

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dreamyfreakout]

girls like girls like boys like girls like enbies like girls 🥰

[gay-irl]

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[bakwaaas]

[egberts]

[novelconcepts]

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

[int0themidnightsun]

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

[jaxgreen]

This is really important.