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darkspaceboytoy

It’s no secret that one day movies will be sealed away

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

segamascott

ecstasemen

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

butch-witches-deactivated202412

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

ecstasemen

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

boycritter

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

tortellinigirl

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

tortellinigirl

okay, i hate men

Happy Pride does anybody have five dollars 🥲🩷

Paypal.me/ChelseaRea

$cherryphobic

pointnclick

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

momperlman-deactivated20251022

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

persianmom-deactivated20251026

sometimes the only closure you will get is knowing that everything you did was done earnestly and out of love

tiktoksthataregood-ish

corvid-and-flowers

@kittybroker

kittybroker

Tiny little baby spore worth just a tiny little 20 cents!

mrsterlingeverything

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

My phone thinks im based in missouri which is a nightmare for One Specific Reason & that reason is porn websites are "illegal" in missouri now. But not in Illinois where i ACTUALLY am. These bastards.