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any pronouns i mostly shitpost but there's also fandom (tgcf, tftsd, idwbamg, Fools gold sands are my main ones) and poetry

[chaosremlin1]

Hello!

my posts have been gaining a bit of attention atm and some of my mutuals are no longer just my irl friends so here's a intro post :)

asks are open and if it's not spam or hate i'll probably answer!

if you don't pass tumblrs age limits (13+ i believe) i am not your babysitter but i don't post explicit stuff

I'm a young disabled (neurodivergent and chronic pain) queer person, (non-binary and acespec for all intensive purposes, though i am still young and gender/sexuality is fluid) and my preferred pronouns are they/them but aux pronouns are any (which means though i prefer to be called they/them you can use all pronouns for me)

Australian 🇦🇺 yeehaw!

Blue haired liberal 👹 (i like my ice ✨ crushed ✨ if you catch my drift)

if i'm being sarcastic ill use tone indicators

feel free to vent in my replies/inbox ❤️ i post jokes but also rants and real world experiences and if you connect to that and want to share, im always happy to lend an ear! :)

good luck, tumbling friends!

[chaosremlin1]

Everyday is lesbian visibility day when you are a deer

[chaosremlin1]

"we gost ___ befire gta 6" is the meme equivemtlengof BC

[chaosremlin1]

I did an experiment with style!! Rooster!!! :D (from @dingodoodles podcast fools for sands!)

sorry if it's kinda shitty, i did this at night, while one of my eyes rebelled against me (can't see properly outta it, but hey, that's what i have two eyes for), and also using Microsoft excel on a laptop mouse pad because my phone was flat. BUT WE PERSEVERE!

[aroacedm]

why can’t you see out of your eye? :(

excel?????????? ?????

[chaosremlin1]

1. ecause my body is made of wet tissue paper (probably a scratch on the cornea, it's mostly better now c: )

1 (part two electric boogaloo) . Yep, excel is better than word as a drawing tool

[chaosremlin1]

I did an experiment with style!! Rooster!!! :D (from @dingodoodles podcast fools for sands!)

sorry if it's kinda shitty, i did this at night, while one of my eyes rebelled against me (can't see properly outta it, but hey, that's what i have two eyes for), and also using Microsoft excel on a laptop mouse pad because my phone was flat. BUT WE PERSEVERE!

[theconcealedweapon]

[chaosremlin1]

Loitering is the crime of being alive in the wrong place at the wrong time. what a scam

[chaosremlin1]

The New Zealand Kākāpō ! A critically endangered bird, and the only type of flightless parrot !! they are very friendly and super cute but there are only 235 of them (that we know of) in the wild!! Almost 30 years ago they were close to extinction entirely, so please spread some love to the Kākāpō !

Support conservation efforts at

https://www.doc.govt.nz/our-work/kakapo-recovery/get-involved/donate/

Act and donate to Kākāpō Recovery

Donate to Kākāpō Recovery. All donations make a difference.

[chaosremlin1]

It's the thought that counts, yeah, but i don't think that thing has ever had a thought in its life, and i'd bet my left kidney that it can't count.

[cosmonautroger]

baby bat

[chaosremlin1]

What type of bat even is this???? It doesn't look like any baby bat i've seen, normally they have much bigger eyes? I can't find the source of the video and the longer i look at it, the more i think i might spit some AI artefacts? I really don't wanna be the guy accusing every single video of being ai, but i literally do film and editing and somethings def off about this video??? Im sure there's gotta be one autistic person who's special interest is bats on this website who can say for sure

[chaosremlin1]

" having a trans family member means mourning who they used to be. " NO??????? My sister is a trans woman and i'm not mourning anything. She always WAS my sister, she's just comfortable enough to express herself. So no, i'm not going to mourn a man that NEVER EXISTED, i'm going to CELEBRATE the birth of my sister, and her happiness in expressing herself! She's still the same person, gender doesn't change who you are, she's just happier now!

Get a grip, if you are grieving someone when they come out, you are putting way too much emphasis on a person's gender, or you're just straight up transphobic. Call it what it is, and just say you're mad your kid didn't turn out exactly how you expected them to.

[chaosremlin1]

Throw back to the time i forgot both colleen ballinger and colleen hover 's last names and who they were, and somehow, decided they were the same person. i think i was onto something

[chaosremlin1]

Looking back Camp Jupiter (percy jackson) is really weird.

first of all, the name? why single out jupiter?? camp half blood isn't 'camp zeus'. It's weird.

Second, what period of rome are they recreating?? It can't be the monarchy, because they use the acronym SPQR, which was first recorded in the late republic and then up until the christianisation of rome. they don't have an emperor so it's probably around the late republic. but if it IS around the Late republic, what is going on with the class system? it would be after the conflict of the orders, but it would still have an important distinction between Plebeians and Patricians! they were still quite divided

Then there's the question WHY DO THEY REFER TO THEMSELVES AS SPQR??? WHY DO THEY TATTOO IT ON EACHOTHER??? SPQR WAS THE NAME OF THE GOVERNMENT/SENATE??? Ah yes let's all just tattoo the name of a historical political party because THAT MAKES SENSE?? WHY IS THE ACRONYM ON THEIR SHIRTS???

[chaosremlin1]

Hey by the way if you're ability to do something that everyone else can do is impaired by something, you're disabled. Even if it's temporary. Disability can be temporary.

Age complications impairing your ability-> disability.

Pregnancy pains are impairing your ability -> disability

Injury impairing your ability to-> disability

mental health complications impairing your ability-> disability

stop being ableist, because anyone can become disabled. and most will

[chaosremlin1]

All watercolour artists know the feel of having the $3 kids pallet and the $100+ pallets and EXCLUSIVELY using the cheap pallet

[chaosremlin1]

Faerie rings but they're just treated the way we treat live capture animal traps.

Fae: Dang it, another dumb human wandered into my fae circle.

Human screaming incoherently pounding their fist on the ground

Fae: dang it, that what help you get out. come on just stay still so i can pull you out

[chaosremlin1]

i swear to all my gods, all this talk about paper mache in fools gold sands is going to end with me doing paper mache. IM JUST A DUMB ASS ARTIST I CANT TAKE ITTTT.

[gremlinisjay]

They really take me out.