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📚 Witch Study Tips 📚

🌪️ Start your study session by opening your windows wide open and getting fresh air on your face to clear out negative or distracting thoughts.

🔮 State a clear intention for the session, for instance “I have no doubts in my ability to succeed in my studies and to understand everything clearly”.

🕯️ Light a purple candle, which is associated with power, ambition, and focus, to get inspiration and energy from the flames.

💎 Set clear quartz crystal around your study space to bring clarity of mind and a deep focus state.

🍵 Drink matcha, peppermint, or green tea to increase focus and concentration while studying.

🎧 Listen to lo-fi playlists with spooky themes, such as this one (for witches) or that one (for ghosts).

✏️ Draw a productivity sigil on your notebook or add it digitally to your notes on your computer, if you don’t use actual paper. I like using this one.

🧘 Meditate at the end of your study session to absorb the knowledge and calm your thoughts before moving on to another topic.

🛌 Take breaks! Don’t forget to step out of your study space, stretch your muscles, take a walk outside, make a nap.

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i’ve been looking into different study methods so i wanted to compile them into one post, and that’s basically what happened sooo here we go!

note taking

sticky notes

rewriting notes

flashcards

summary foldables

mind / maps

annotating

cornell / notes

color coding

symbols + abbreviations

visual note taking

studying

study / guides

blank sheet method

in the library

at night

group studying

SQ3R

practicing!!

snowball method

time management

pomodoro method

3-2-1 hour system

planning your time

getting / enough / sleep

more masterposts!!

precalculus

algebra

geometry

(ap) chemistry

ap world history

studyblr-ing

the everything book

the pomodoro method

how to use flashcards

how to use sticky notes

welcome to high school

tiny study spaces

what’s in a pencil case

i hope this was helpful! keep shining like the star you are and remember to be awesome today!!

- Aza

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SCHOOL CHEAT SHEET!!

soothe yourself | self care

stationery

printables

helpful sites

music for studying | more music

note taking methods | another one

studying methods

how to learn a language

ultimate guide for writing | writing resources | writing helps | tips for writers

how do I study for…

bullet journals | a guide to bullet journals

the testing effect

everything you need to succeed in school

time management

organisation

how to annotate | another one

guide to aesthetically pleasing notes | improve your handwriting

create a study guide

resources | helpful websites | there’s an app for that

get more out of google

productivity resources | 14 apps to become productive | how to stay productive

lazy night owl school survival guide

apps for a better life | useful websites for students

masterpost of studying tips

social media citation guide

college masterpost | another one | starting college on the right foot | packing for college | how to survive in college

how to ace that college interview

food to stay motivated | motivation guide

how to stay awake in class

balancing a healthy lifestyle

studying on your period

huge masterpost for the semester

a very long list to help you survive school

not enough time to finish an assignment?

100 delicious cheap recipes

53 posts for students

high school cheat sheet

other cheat sheets

When I was younger my mother told me about how when she was in England as a student she would only carry around a set amount of money everyday for spending. She told me about this one day that was particularly cold and how she used all her money for that day on a cup of homemade hot chocolate at the park and how much she wished she had had more money that day because she loved the hot chocolate so much she wanted another one. She sounded so wistful and I think about this story often, wishing I knew what the hot chocolate had tasted like so that I can recreate it for her.

#mother #story time?#idk if i could get some recipe for hot chocolate that'd be great #hot chocolate #story #recipe

I once watched as a fly was dying. I watched the display for around five minutes as I could not get myself to tear my eyes away from this haunting reality of life. Death's hands gripped the soul of this creature and I could only watch with bated breath, anticipating the moment the veil would be pierced before my very eyes. Only, the fly stopped struggling and looked me dead in the eyes. I stared at this creature — this insect that had been nothing but an annoyance to me my entire life — and thought about how limited my time on earth truly is. It then flew into my open mouth and that's why I hate flies with a burning passion.

#random #story #true story #fly #humor?

wormgirl123-deactivated20230501

speed dating but im looking for my next cannibalism victim

nonknowledge3-deactivated202309

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

Most sure-fire way to feel like the mentally ill queer character is dancing around your room in your underwear belting Queen.

#klaus hargreeves #lgbt #relatable #how do i tag lol #shit post #random #gay

letitrainathousandflames-archive

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

letitrainathousandflames-archive

The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.

letitrainathousandflames

Replies hall of fame

+ bonus (someone that should be feared):

kaijutegu

I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:

manlybutterflys

@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.

kaijutegu

Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.

Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.

le-sad-demiurge

If they mate like frogs, he’d probably be riding piggyback on whoever has the will to fuck him. Or, if they are unlikely, he’d be sitting on their head, for days.

omnybus

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

ashstfu

i want to write a novel that becomes such a classic that several decades from now high school kids will hate me for writing it

gwyoi

So do seahorses read fpreg.

dabidagoose

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