Gay Planet Thing

Hi I'm Saturn, I like girls, chaos, arson, and Tally Hall (they/all)

[chaotic-planet]

Pinned Post!!!! :D

Hello all you lovely people! My name is Saturn and I go by they/all pronouns. I am the bringer of chaos and I will not yield mucka bluckas. :)

My posts range from things (art, thoughts, jokes, writing, etc) related to my interests, and just plain old shitposts

My age regression blog is @smol-saturn (if you're one of my friends I haven't come out of the toybox to yet... plz don't hate me :,D)

I am genderfluid, lesbian, and auDHD

DNI:

Anti-LGBTQ

Anti-Agere

Anti-Furry

Anti-Gacha

Just anyone who promotes cringe culture in general

Proship

Truscum

Kink (especially CGL)

Racist

Radfems

TERFs

Ableist

Or just any judgemental assholes <3

so yeah welcome to my hell

[pukicho]

I had a whole bag of Hawaiian rolls over the course of a week. A whole loaf in me.

[chaotic-planet]

My dog continuously has a whole bag of Hawaiian rolls over the course of a day. Please help.

[gooseworx]

hap hal

[quercus-queer]

In other news

[carmineskiesandspidereyes]

Stray thought:

of all the people who have tried to make an actual musical out of Miracle Musical’s Hawaii: Part II, I think they should all meet up and mash their ideas together. 

I think if a musical ever gets made, it would be the most true-to-form thing ever to have 17 different, separately developed, half-constructed iterations collide to make the final product, and highlight all the places were they don’t mesh to make something beautifully dissonant out of it BECAUSE of that.

[chaotic-planet]

I would love to combine my ideas with everyone else's, but I don't think that in this scenario that anyone would choose to include my ideas in the musical. Mine aren't as cool as everyone else's, probably 😭😭

[carmineskiesandspidereyes]

[shaking my entire body at you like a muppet] —nononolooksee if your ideas were ‘as cool as everybody else’s’ that’d probably mean theyre just More Similar !!! Which’d defeat the whole point !!

(Whole point being—in my head, there’s no better or worse, there’s only different. And the more different they all are, the better!!!!)

[chaotic-planet]

I'm just saying, Stella being killed by Simon's ex is a lot more boring than her being killed by an Erlking </3

I guess I just feel like everyone else has some kind of fantastical, surreal, magical story while I took a more realistic approach (even my concept of the afterlife is kinda meh). I understand that the point is for the stories to be different, but I could have a DIFFERENT story that is just as magical and fantastical as the others, because as we all know, realism is more boring than fantasy, at least in many people's eyes. Especially in the case of this album.

I just hope that I'm able to be the one to get their musical staged and posted first, because I'm 100% sure that anyone else who tries to do this would outshine me lol

[chaotic-planet]

istg, whoever is running the Hawaii: Part II email address, ANSWER MY GODDAMN EMAIL I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT I CAN USE YOUR MUSIC IN MY WORK

[carmineskiesandspidereyes]

Stray thought:

of all the people who have tried to make an actual musical out of Miracle Musical’s Hawaii: Part II, I think they should all meet up and mash their ideas together. 

I think if a musical ever gets made, it would be the most true-to-form thing ever to have 17 different, separately developed, half-constructed iterations collide to make the final product, and highlight all the places were they don’t mesh to make something beautifully dissonant out of it BECAUSE of that.

[chaotic-planet]

I would love to combine my ideas with everyone else's, but I don't think that in this scenario that anyone would choose to include my ideas in the musical. Mine aren't as cool as everyone else's, probably 😭😭

[chaotic-planet]

HEY GUYS SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED I GOT SENT TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL HDHRBRNNFJFJJFJ okay basically I got sent to a mental hospital, my mom looked through my phone while I was there, she didn't like what she saw, and put restrictions on my phone when I got home so I couldn't access Tumblr lmao

The restrictions didn't transfer to my new phone so until my mom puts them back I can post ✨secretly✨

[chaotic-planet]

if I ever get a chance to meet Tally Hall in my lifetime I'm gonna take 0.5 pics of all their foreheads and make the world a better place

[chaotic-planet]

I am not original apparently

[chaotic-planet]

STOP SCROLLING!

This woman needs help. Her autistic best friend, Syreeta Nolan, is being held in a hospital that is heavily mistreating her. They took her comfort items and broke her phone. They insulted Green Roc (creator of the video) when she asked them to bring her a stuffed animal. She knew her friend was suffering and tried to help, but they called her hostile.

The hospital, Scripps Mercy Hospital Chula Vista, has many reviews that share similar horror stories, and I can't imagine what Syreeta must be going through. This hospital has been greedy, abusive, careless, and negligent for years.

Please, if you're seeing this, do something to help her and her friend get out of this situation. I am currently trying to find the creator's other socials to get in direct contact with her. Email the hospital, call them, urge them to LISTEN to Green Roc. Syreeta either needs to be transferred or released, and I'd even say the hospital should be sued and Syreeta should be be compensated for the damage of her phone.

If you're like me and can't do much to help due to being underage or otherwise, reblog, reblog, REBLOG. Help this get to someone who CAN help.

Green Roc has no transportation or money or communication due to Syreeta's hospitalization. She needs just as much support. Once I find a way to contact her, I will update this post.

We can't let this slide.

Update 1: I have contacted Green Roc via Deviantart. She also has a Facebook profile of the same name. Waiting for a response.

Update 2: Syreeta is okay! She's out of the hospital now as said by Green Roc in a new upload. However, I don't like that this hospital is still in business. Please never go there.

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[chaotic-planet]

draw your otp

[troywagner]

Do you have any words of encouragement for trans kids right now? We really need it

Thank you

Your mere existence pisses off the worst kinds of people. Keep pissing them off.

[chaotic-planet]

thanks dad

[averill-loves]

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[randomchild20-deactivated202408]

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better

[honey-i-shrunk-myself]

Reblogging to give you a smile

[realstrawberrysquid]

something to bring the mutuals together, methinks. a heartwarming tale

[chaotic-planet]

I made Catpet in like five seconds, shared her with my friends an hour ago, and I already have one fanart and another pending fanart, so I thought y'all might like her too

- Catpet is the school pet who is needy but sassy, as most cats are.

- After approaching the player, she will stop them and force them to pet her (third picture). Each time, one spot is randomly selected by the code to set her off, and she becomes that shadow... thing and begins chasing the player. When the player is caught, she scratches them, depleting half of their stamina and causing bright red marks to cover the screen for 15 seconds.

- Catpet can be avoided by throwing Yarn Ball, effectively distracting her.

- Playing the phone or the tape recorder causes her to disappear from the map completely until it ends.

- Can distract 1st Prize.

This is a revamp of my terrible OC from when I was 12.

[chaotic-planet]

fucking arrest me, fucking kill me, take my friends, take my family, take me. I will not back down. I will not surrender.