Normal about platonic relationships

Circus clown seeking the profound, tumbling over, around, and down. (& if I may, I'd like to say-- the pronouns now are she and they.) (Who needs a normal bio anyway :))

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[elqin-r]

Weekly wWednesday WPNZ but man I can't draw at all today, like the faces and everything, wow heh

Have some coloured ones

And a wip I suppose

I kinda hate it so it might just go in the trash

[dubiousdisco]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[prospitianescapee]

Source is Instagram user thatmodernlife. Per Reddit, this post was deleted quickly, and was captioned:

[ahighlyfunctionalfangirl]

content team? does she mean her kids? i hate mom creators already but oh my god

[blignick]

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]

[precariouswizardry]

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[sublimegentlemanalpaca]

We have Cowboy King Lear (Sir Patrick Stewart in King of Texas) where is Cowboy Scottish Play?

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[newporters]

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on17h

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[midnight1nk]

guys, I need yall to look at the extra stuff cuz I'M FREAKING OUT,, LOOK AT IT

[lapisdragon01]

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Sharing this beautiful piece of audio that I got from Gianni a little while back of Mr. WPNZ at the airport <3 I was laughing my ass off listening to it. If anyone decides to use it for anything, PLEASE tag me!

Transcript below the cut:

"God, I fucking hate airports. Their security is always such a pain! Everyone here is- THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT WITH YOU?! I NEED THAT! NO, HEY, THAT'S- DUDE! THAT'S MY LEG! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAMN METAL DETECTOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH ROBOTS! I- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA GO OFF?! I'M MADE OF METAL!"

"SHAKESPEARE, WOULD YOU QUIT LAUGHING AND HELP ME GET MY LIMBS BACK, YOU ASSHOLE?!"

"… Not a word, Boxhead. Not. A single. Word. If you LEAVE MY FUCKIN' HEAD HERE, I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT DAMN ARM YOU'RE CARRYING!"

"God, they're SO sensitive! I mean the safety was on for most of my guns! ...... I think. Wait. Do I have a safety? Ahhhh, fuck it!"

"'I'm gonna blow up the airport! I'm gonna blow up the airport-' hey, where's my belt?"

"DID THEY FUCKING STEAL MY BELT?!"

[nitrobishop]

boston driving advanced tech guide

you've probably already noticed that turn signals ("blinkahs") don't serve their usual function here - a common saying on the server is that using them as intended is just giving information to your enemies. you may be tempted to conclude that these "blinkahs" are useless. not so! they are exclusively used for parrying cars audacious enough to think they can just drive past you. the timing is a five-frame window beginning when you can first see the approaching car in your sideview mirrors. simply engage your blinkah and then immediately jump out in front of your opponent. if you get the timing right, you will build super meter. if you're too early, you've accidentally performed a safe traffic maneuver, resetting your meter to 0. if you're too late, you crash and may have to transition to direct PvP, which is outside the purview of this guide.

yellow lights can also be parried by running them, with the amount of super gained determined by how far you make it through the intersection before the light turns red. the ideal window you're aiming for here is between your front and back wheels crossing the white line

you can use your super meter to cast a variety of spells to hinder your opponents. popular meter-efficient spells include mainstays such as "Summon Double-Parked Uber Eats Driver", "Line-Skipping Merge", and "Greater Unmarked Cop". if you max out your meter, you can cast the legendary "Power Word: Storrow".

the super meter system works differently for bikes. obviously, since they lack blinkahs and run red lights anyways, they can't build super in any of the normal ways. instead, they build it up passively, since their very existence enrages every driver around them. to offset this, the spell list for bikes is a lot lower-power than the spell list for cars, mostly being focused on mobility or utility instead of offense (although there are some notable exceptions like "U-Lock Missile"). the capstone spell for bikes is, of course, "Post Misleadingly Edited GoPro Footage On Reddit".

Quincy is a PvP-enabled zone.

[lakevida]

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

[animentality]