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Circus clown seeking the profound, tumbling over, around, and down. (& if I may, I'd like to say-- the pronouns now are she and they.) (Who needs a normal bio anyway :))

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[newporters]

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on13h

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[midnight1nk]

guys, I need yall to look at the extra stuff cuz I'M FREAKING OUT,, LOOK AT IT

[lapisdragon01]

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Sharing this beautiful piece of audio that I got from Gianni a little while back of Mr. WPNZ at the airport <3 I was laughing my ass off listening to it. If anyone decides to use it for anything, PLEASE tag me!

Transcript below the cut:

"God, I fucking hate airports. Their security is always such a pain! Everyone here is- THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT WITH YOU?! I NEED THAT! NO, HEY, THAT'S- DUDE! THAT'S MY LEG! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAMN METAL DETECTOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH ROBOTS! I- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA GO OFF?! I'M MADE OF METAL!"

"SHAKESPEARE, WOULD YOU QUIT LAUGHING AND HELP ME GET MY LIMBS BACK, YOU ASSHOLE?!"

"… Not a word, Boxhead. Not. A single. Word. If you LEAVE MY FUCKIN' HEAD HERE, I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT DAMN ARM YOU'RE CARRYING!"

"God, they're SO sensitive! I mean the safety was on for most of my guns! ...... I think. Wait. Do I have a safety? Ahhhh, fuck it!"

"'I'm gonna blow up the airport! I'm gonna blow up the airport-' hey, where's my belt?"

"DID THEY FUCKING STEAL MY BELT?!"

[nitrobishop]

boston driving advanced tech guide

you've probably already noticed that turn signals ("blinkahs") don't serve their usual function here - a common saying on the server is that using them as intended is just giving information to your enemies. you may be tempted to conclude that these "blinkahs" are useless. not so! they are exclusively used for parrying cars audacious enough to think they can just drive past you. the timing is a five-frame window beginning when you can first see the approaching car in your sideview mirrors. simply engage your blinkah and then immediately jump out in front of your opponent. if you get the timing right, you will build super meter. if you're too early, you've accidentally performed a safe traffic maneuver, resetting your meter to 0. if you're too late, you crash and may have to transition to direct PvP, which is outside the purview of this guide.

yellow lights can also be parried by running them, with the amount of super gained determined by how far you make it through the intersection before the light turns red. the ideal window you're aiming for here is between your front and back wheels crossing the white line

you can use your super meter to cast a variety of spells to hinder your opponents. popular meter-efficient spells include mainstays such as "Summon Double-Parked Uber Eats Driver", "Line-Skipping Merge", and "Greater Unmarked Cop". if you max out your meter, you can cast the legendary "Power Word: Storrow".

the super meter system works differently for bikes. obviously, since they lack blinkahs and run red lights anyways, they can't build super in any of the normal ways. instead, they build it up passively, since their very existence enrages every driver around them. to offset this, the spell list for bikes is a lot lower-power than the spell list for cars, mostly being focused on mobility or utility instead of offense (although there are some notable exceptions like "U-Lock Missile"). the capstone spell for bikes is, of course, "Post Misleadingly Edited GoPro Footage On Reddit".

Quincy is a PvP-enabled zone.

[lakevida]

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

[animentality]

[calamitys-child]

I fucking despise when things fake being higher quality than they are. I don't mean like slapping a slightly misspelled brand name onto an identical non-designer product for purely aesthetic reasons I mean like rivets or thread that are actually glued down rather than punched or stitched. Fake pockets on jeans that are actually just an extra seam. Heavy looking chain that's plastic or very soft flimsy metal rather than anything sturdy. I bought boots which looked like they had a stitched sole 8 months ago and lo and behold the glue holding the sole on is revealing itself by falling apart. You PUT a STITCH IN THERE. YOU HAD THE NEEDLE AND THREAD. AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY STITCH DOWN THE FUCKING SOLES. Oh it makes me so mad. Cheap cunts taking the aesthetics of durability or practicality while handing you a product that won't last you the year

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[estro-boi]

[ikeamartproductions]

All this for a stale pack of Fritos and a Twix smh 😭🙏

(Thank you @hollowtechwreck663 for your request, hope you like it !!)

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

*newsanchor voice*: Scientists are calling it "Tarvek Tuesday"; a whole day of the week dedicated to tarving it up. Could your child be involved?

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[daisywords]

btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"

[amygdalae]

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

[amygdalae]

Because you're so

[twentybrokenipodclassics]