There's no better feeling than not giving a fuck. @chaotically-stupid - Tumblr Blog

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

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I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.

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Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

storyweavingspider

There’s a spider in your kitchen. Her name is Astrid. She saw you were alone on Valentine’s Day so she brought you a flower. She isn’t quite sure what it means in the language of flowers but it was the biggest one she could bring.

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Thank you Miss Astrid…🌸🌼🕷️🌼🌸

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like that but more

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Eternal Stew style potion. Adds an element of whimsy knowing you might get last week's side effects.

chuchaitiu

I don't regret you but sometimes I wish I had walked away at the start and left things at hello. Because I rearranged my life to fit into yours and that's where I went wrong. Now I have to rearrange my life again and find a new future without you. And that's the hardest part of losing you.

-Sleepless thoughts, Chelsea MT