Averagely Confused

LEO - 27 - she/they- 💍 Multi fandom, but mainly just older women 😂 Header from @midnight-love-song

[sleepingathlete]

Emily ‘sorry I forgot the edibles at your husbands wake’ Prentiss

[avatrashh]

It’d be a missed opportunity if I ignored the date

[avatrashh]

It’s back

I have had this queued for a year

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

omfg

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

please be nice to me unless you’re being mean in a hot way

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[ckret2]

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[kitmarloweki]

Deadloch texts pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3

[figachilles]

everyone go watch deadloch right now

[8nin]

me? overthinking and hurting my own feelings again? haha definitely

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[overdue-library-books]

If Knives Out and Deadloch were in the same universe, you just know that Benoit Blanc would somehow know Cath and Dulcie, he'd be in town for that dinner Skye was hosting. Cath is no doubt in a digital bookclub with him post lockdown or something.

Cath: "Sexy, promise me you won't rope Benoit into your investigations again when he comes to stay, yeah? He's here for the festival, I don't want him to get fomo missing out on Debra's holisitic life-fingerpainting session again."

Dulcie: "holistic finger wha-a man died Cath."

And you just know Sven and Abby would be in awe of his work and fancy the pants off him.

Sven: "Honestly your work is incredible, whats it like to investigate crime? I've always wondered."

Dulcie: "Sven, what do you think we do here?"

Mainly though I just want to see how Eddie would react to him and vice-versa, I think it would be hilarious and beautiful.

Eddie: "Yeah, nah you take Big Eyes, I'll go with ehh-what's his face-Ben-Oyt"

Benoit: "Benoit"

Eddie: "Bless you."

This whole post is just a ploy to get a more talented person than I to draw the dream team of Dulcie, Eddie and Benoit fighting crime in matching sandals.

Benoit: "I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects."

Eddie: "Yeah, no fucking shit mate. I'm a little suspect too of whatever the fuck that is you've got going on around your neck."

Abby: "I believe it's called a neckerchief miss."

[michaun]

I LOVE YOU! It’s easier to… shout it. Okay, well… I love you too.

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[panelshowsource]

(ᵕ—ᴗ—) happy april!

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"