Chaos in a Bee

Chaos and destruction are my only hobbies!!! Bee Lover | Chaos Causer | Ranboo's Headache (Tubbo, Hush Now RP Blog)

[chaoticbeegremlin]

OOC INFO UNDER THE LINE

Hi Hi Hi! My name is Tubbo, and I'm just your everydya chaotic bee lover. However, with the anonymity of this platform, I can reveal the truth that I am Judge, from the syndicate. (Yes, the one that terrorises yall >:D) I live with Ranboo and constantly get into messes that he has to get me out of, hehe. Ooo, fun fact, do you know that I have this lamp in my little workshop that is shaped as a duck? (Reminds me of Quackity) His name is Benson!! 🦆

I love tinkering with mechanicla and machinery parts, especially when chaos is involved >:) But I think with each explosion, I am shortening Boo's lifespan lol.

Feel free to ask me any questions you might have!!!

P.s. Bee Haters are not welcomed

------------------- Hello Lovelies! Mushroom (aka BanzhanMushroom) here from the Hush Now Discord Server. If you been there long enough you would have seen me and my many server nicknames! If you stumbled across this by accident, well first of all welcome, and second of all, hush now (the thing this whole blog is based around) is a dsmp fanfic. If you like your healthy dose of angst, go check it out on AO3 under the writer of CorpseArt! This will be a hush Tubbo rp blog that I will be running along with some of my friends! Please go and send them some love too :D <3 In addition, this rp does not mention dsmp CC's and I will be treating hush characters as Corpsey's OCs. There will be no mentions of dsmp CC's only the hush characters. So please do not direct anything about the CC's to this blog. Thank you! Tags I will be separating asks for Judge and Tubbo, since civilian and villain identity will be separated here! some more popular tags I will use: #hush tubbo post #hush judge post #hush tubbo asks #hush judge asks #shroom is here (for my own rambles HAHA) OTHER HUSH RP ACCOUNTS

@bloodgodhn Blood God the God

@sirens-train-station Siren

@dont--blink Ranboo

@wardens-box Sam

@seaside-bakery Niki

@goopyhumanguy Slime

Please enjoy this fever dream of a rp

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Do you have a wedding registry?

yes

i can direct you to @dont--blink for it but the first item on the list are nukes, the second item is schlatt's head, the third item is bees, the fourth item is cat supplies for boo's cats and the rest are just your normal stuff like uranium and the collapse of the hero tower etc. yknow just your normal wedding registry stuff

[wardens-box]

I'd gift you Red Chaos's head but sadly that would upset you... Catering it is

[chaoticbeegremlin]

oo another thing on my wedding register, i want red chaos to attend!

anymeans work as long as he is alive, uninjured and attending the wedding :>

[wardens-box]

(Prev tags)

Just... Tied up?? Nothing else? Not even a little drugged?!

You are blinded by devotion. Red Chaos might have been the indirect cause of your freedom, but that's all he is. Quackity is the one that freed you. We are the ones that helped you heal. Inviting Red Chaos would be meaningless...

... Maybe not as meaningless if you let me get at least two punches in him. Come on, make your old man happy 😔

[chaoticbeegremlin]

no drugging, you will make boo sad :<

think about the ranboo, what will he think :<<

also I want red chaos to be there for chaos purposes (dw abt it), hopefully if my plan work my dream ship will sail

[wardens-box]

What dream ship exactly?

... And why do you need Red Chaos for it?

Ranboo's feelings about my feud with Red Chaos are irrelevant anyway.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

dreambur

[wardens-box]

No.

Besides, didn't you two ban Dream and Wilbur from the wedding anyway?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

yes

but gut feeling tells me there are going to be gatecrashes

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Do you have a wedding registry?

yes

i can direct you to @dont--blink for it but the first item on the list are nukes, the second item is schlatt's head, the third item is bees, the fourth item is cat supplies for boo's cats and the rest are just your normal stuff like uranium and the collapse of the hero tower etc. yknow just your normal wedding registry stuff

[wardens-box]

I'd gift you Red Chaos's head but sadly that would upset you... Catering it is

[chaoticbeegremlin]

oo another thing on my wedding register, i want red chaos to attend!

anymeans work as long as he is alive, uninjured and attending the wedding :>

[wardens-box]

(Prev tags)

Just... Tied up?? Nothing else? Not even a little drugged?!

You are blinded by devotion. Red Chaos might have been the indirect cause of your freedom, but that's all he is. Quackity is the one that freed you. We are the ones that helped you heal. Inviting Red Chaos would be meaningless...

... Maybe not as meaningless if you let me get at least two punches in him. Come on, make your old man happy 😔

[chaoticbeegremlin]

no drugging, you will make boo sad :<

think about the ranboo, what will he think :<<

also I want red chaos to be there for chaos purposes (dw abt it), hopefully if my plan work my dream ship will sail

[wardens-box]

What dream ship exactly?

... And why do you need Red Chaos for it?

Ranboo's feelings about my feud with Red Chaos are irrelevant anyway.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

dreambur

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Do you have a wedding registry?

yes

i can direct you to @dont--blink for it but the first item on the list are nukes, the second item is schlatt's head, the third item is bees, the fourth item is cat supplies for boo's cats and the rest are just your normal stuff like uranium and the collapse of the hero tower etc. yknow just your normal wedding registry stuff

[wardens-box]

I'd gift you Red Chaos's head but sadly that would upset you... Catering it is

[chaoticbeegremlin]

oo another thing on my wedding register, i want red chaos to attend!

anymeans work as long as he is alive, uninjured and attending the wedding :>

[wardens-box]

(Prev tags)

Just... Tied up?? Nothing else? Not even a little drugged?!

You are blinded by devotion. Red Chaos might have been the indirect cause of your freedom, but that's all he is. Quackity is the one that freed you. We are the ones that helped you heal. Inviting Red Chaos would be meaningless...

... Maybe not as meaningless if you let me get at least two punches in him. Come on, make your old man happy 😔

[chaoticbeegremlin]

no drugging, you will make boo sad :<

think about the ranboo, what will he think :<<

also I want red chaos to be there for chaos purposes (dw abt it), hopefully if my plan work my dream ship will sail

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Do you have a wedding registry?

yes

i can direct you to @dont--blink for it but the first item on the list are nukes, the second item is schlatt's head, the third item is bees, the fourth item is cat supplies for boo's cats and the rest are just your normal stuff like uranium and the collapse of the hero tower etc. yknow just your normal wedding registry stuff

[wardens-box]

I'd gift you Red Chaos's head but sadly that would upset you... Catering it is

[chaoticbeegremlin]

oo another thing on my wedding register, i want red chaos to attend!

anymeans work as long as he is alive, uninjured and attending the wedding :>

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Do you have a wedding registry?

yes

i can direct you to @dont--blink for it but the first item on the list are nukes, the second item is schlatt's head, the third item is bees, the fourth item is cat supplies for boo's cats and the rest are just your normal stuff like uranium and the collapse of the hero tower etc. yknow just your normal wedding registry stuff

[catmanwastaken]

Somebody emailed this to me. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial sized grill?

@wardens-box?

@seaside-bakery?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Someone needs to shoot you.. Thank god I offered

*slowly smiling while holding a gun*

I am getting Ranboo to teach you how to cook and each time you screw up, get ready to run

[catmanwastaken]

I’m confused. Are you threatening to murder me or teach me to cook?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

both. ranboo is teaching you and if i see anymore horrible cooking videos, im shooting you

[catmanwastaken]

…Did you ever meet my mentors? (If so I’m so sorry). Because I am accustomed to this teaching style.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

no- do you need therapy??

I just like threatening people this way...

how about everytime you fuck up cooking, you can join siren in being bald

[catmanwastaken]

Tbh I’m not entirely sure what people do in therapy. Talk? Because I think I already know how to talk.

Not sure what you mean about siren being bald??? I’m a little concerned and it’s definitely not because I think his hair is pretty.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

No idea, honestly, I heard someone tell me that you walk into therapy emotionally broke, and you walk out financially broke

Siren is bald. Always bald. that hair of his? A wig

[catmanwastaken]

…

I’ll keep that in mind.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

... maybe

[sirens-train-station]

I just watched @chaoticbeegremlin stare at a sign on a door that said pull, say 'this can't stop me because I can't read' and faceplant into it. I have not stopped laughing since

[chaoticbeegremlin]

hey siren, sleep with all 3 eyes open

[k-jacobs-hn]

Breaking News

*fun little news jingle*

Sources close to the Syndicate imply Villain Siren may have a psychic third eye. Will he be changing his alias to Psychic? The People suggest Psyren. Or Sichyc. Or Psichren. Or-

Ahem, or will mythologists have to rename the siren to something different, changing historical information. More important questions include- what will his ex-husband(?) Number One Hero Dream think of this development?

We dont know. When asked the sources close to the Syndicate responded thunk before the communication line went dark.

*closing fun litgle news jingle*

[chaoticbeegremlin]

you should hear about his secret baldness and his 7th toe

[sirens-train-station]

I just watched @chaoticbeegremlin stare at a sign on a door that said pull, say 'this can't stop me because I can't read' and faceplant into it. I have not stopped laughing since

[chaoticbeegremlin]

hey siren, sleep with all 3 eyes open

[goopyhumanguy]

Never again.

[wardens-box]

Are you proud, sand eaters? Look at what you did to Slime!

[sirens-train-station]

He's eaten worse. I once saw him consume an entire turkey, bones and all. It was terrifying. I'm never spending Christmas with Quackity again.

[goopyhumanguy]

It was a very tasty turkey :D

[catmanwastaken]

I once made a turkey for Christmas dinner!

But we never got to eat it though.🙁 404 and Valorant thought it was funny to throw it out the window and order pizza.

And Red Chaos was laughing.

—That was the most painful betrayal. 💔☹️

[wardens-box]

Justice for the turkey.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

for the fact that it was thrown out the window or for the fact that dream cooked it?

[dont--blink]

Me and @chaoticbeegremlin have come to the agreement that @sirens-train-station and @catmanwastaken are banned from our wedding. Please respect our wishes and do not try to come as we have a kos order on Dave that can apply to Wilbur if he breaks our boundaries. Thank you for you cooperation!

[catmanwastaken]

… :(

Then, in private message to @sirens-train-station :

Hey Wilbur,

I’m discharging from the hospital soon. Was wondering if you had non-wedding plans for that day or if you’re free.

Doesn’t have to be another murder attempt if you don’t want it to be. It’s no pressure.

~D

[artist-author-azure]

What the hell happened. What did i come back to. What is #wedding-plotline????

[chaoticbeegremlin]

me and ranboo are getting married!

[sirens-train-station]

Chat is soup supposed to breath?

[catmanwastaken]

I have no idea. What type of soup is it?

Anyways @goopyhumanguy has been teaching me a lot about cooking. You should shoot them a dm.

(I also have a spaghetti lesson coming up with @dont—blink and @chaoticbeegremlin tonight too. Maybe I’ll try and remember to ask for you while I’m there).

[sirens-train-station]

Well it was supposed to be potato and leak soup but I'm not sure anymore

OH DEATH ITS ON FIRE NOW

MY SINK IS ON FIRE??

[catmanwastaken]

Then put out the fire?!?

[sirens-train-station]

IM TRYING

[catmanwastaken]

Do you not have a fire extinguisher?!

[sirens-train-station]

MY FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS ON FIRE??!??

[catmanwastaken]

FUCK. HOW?!?!

Screw it. Call 911 emergency services. Are any of your colleagues in the house with you? Or should I message them?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

genuinely, wtf Siren

@seaside-bakery NIKI HE DID IT AGAIN

[seaside-bakery]

*stands there, arms crossed, completely at a loss for words* let’s just- uhm

*slowly backs away*

[chaoticbeegremlin]

niki?? Dont leave me behind!!

*runs after her*

[seaside-bakery]

Hold my hand, tubbs

[chaoticbeegremlin]

wilbur scares me. can we convince phil to disown him

[sirens-train-station]

Chat is soup supposed to breath?

[catmanwastaken]

I have no idea. What type of soup is it?

Anyways @goopyhumanguy has been teaching me a lot about cooking. You should shoot them a dm.

(I also have a spaghetti lesson coming up with @dont—blink and @chaoticbeegremlin tonight too. Maybe I’ll try and remember to ask for you while I’m there).

[sirens-train-station]

Well it was supposed to be potato and leak soup but I'm not sure anymore

OH DEATH ITS ON FIRE NOW

MY SINK IS ON FIRE??

[catmanwastaken]

Then put out the fire?!?

[sirens-train-station]

IM TRYING

[catmanwastaken]

Do you not have a fire extinguisher?!

[sirens-train-station]

MY FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS ON FIRE??!??

[catmanwastaken]

FUCK. HOW?!?!

Screw it. Call 911 emergency services. Are any of your colleagues in the house with you? Or should I message them?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

genuinely, wtf Siren

@seaside-bakery NIKI HE DID IT AGAIN

[seaside-bakery]

*stands there, arms crossed, completely at a loss for words* let’s just- uhm

*slowly backs away*

[chaoticbeegremlin]

niki?? Dont leave me behind!!

*runs after her*

[sirens-train-station]

Chat is soup supposed to breath?

[catmanwastaken]

I have no idea. What type of soup is it?

Anyways @goopyhumanguy has been teaching me a lot about cooking. You should shoot them a dm.

(I also have a spaghetti lesson coming up with @dont—blink and @chaoticbeegremlin tonight too. Maybe I’ll try and remember to ask for you while I’m there).

[sirens-train-station]

Well it was supposed to be potato and leak soup but I'm not sure anymore

OH DEATH ITS ON FIRE NOW

MY SINK IS ON FIRE??

[catmanwastaken]

Then put out the fire?!?

[sirens-train-station]

IM TRYING

[catmanwastaken]

Do you not have a fire extinguisher?!

[sirens-train-station]

MY FIRE EXTINGUISHER IS ON FIRE??!??

[catmanwastaken]

FUCK. HOW?!?!

Screw it. Call 911 emergency services. Are any of your colleagues in the house with you? Or should I message them?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

genuinely, wtf Siren

@seaside-bakery NIKI HE DID IT AGAIN

[decat-coffee]

I call this one "The bees! Oh, god, the bees!"

[catmanwastaken]

@chaoticbeegremlin

[chaoticbeegremlin]

:0 BEEES

dave you are amazing

[sirens-train-station]

Chat is soup supposed to breath?

[catmanwastaken]

I have no idea. What type of soup is it?

Anyways @goopyhumanguy has been teaching me a lot about cooking. You should shoot them a dm.

(I also have a spaghetti lesson coming up with @dont—blink and @chaoticbeegremlin tonight too. Maybe I’ll try and remember to ask for you while I’m there).

[chaoticbeegremlin]

The answer is no

Siren, do you have slime in the bowl by accident?

[catmanwastaken]

Somebody emailed this to me. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial sized grill?

@wardens-box?

@seaside-bakery?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

Someone needs to shoot you.. Thank god I offered

*slowly smiling while holding a gun*

I am getting Ranboo to teach you how to cook and each time you screw up, get ready to run

[catmanwastaken]

I’m confused. Are you threatening to murder me or teach me to cook?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

both. ranboo is teaching you and if i see anymore horrible cooking videos, im shooting you

[catmanwastaken]

…Did you ever meet my mentors? (If so I’m so sorry). Because I am accustomed to this teaching style.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

no- do you need therapy??

I just like threatening people this way...

how about everytime you fuck up cooking, you can join siren in being bald

[catmanwastaken]

Tbh I’m not entirely sure what people do in therapy. Talk? Because I think I already know how to talk.

Not sure what you mean about siren being bald??? I’m a little concerned and it’s definitely not because I think his hair is pretty.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

No idea, honestly, I heard someone tell me that you walk into therapy emotionally broke, and you walk out financially broke

Siren is bald. Always bald. that hair of his? A wig