ranboo I think (i forgot)

selectively dead 😛 (hn role-play acc :3)

[dont--blink]

Hey guys, it's ranboo. Um... i don't know if anyone is really reading this but living with tubbo and tommy is hard so I need a outlet 😭

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it's blob from the hush now server! Um I have to reread the fic so things might not be 100% accurate so yeah.

Obviously a role-play account so don't take things too seriously I guess. And uh yeah that's all I can think of right now :D

I'll use #hush-ranboo-ramblings and #hush-ghostboo-ramblings for well... it's kinda obvious but yeah 👍

Other rp accounts are:

@goopyhumanguy

@chaoticbeegremlin

@seaside-bakery

@sirens-train-station

@wardens-box

@bloodgodhn

@thecaptainhn

@k-jacobs-hn

@chaotictopia

[catmanwastaken]

Somebody emailed this to me. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial sized grill?

@wardens-box?

@seaside-bakery?

[dont--blink]

Dave if I ever see you make this, next time I see you its on site.

[wardens-box]

Tell him Ranboo

Clock that bitch, as you kids would say

[dont--blink]

This is the greatest thing you could have ever said, thank you sam

[catmanwastaken]

Somebody emailed this to me. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial sized grill?

@wardens-box?

@seaside-bakery?

[dont--blink]

Dave if I ever see you make this, next time I see you its on site.

[catmanwastaken]

I do not understand. Do you not like French Toast?

:(

[dont--blink]

dave this is not French toast, this is a monstrosity that not even a god could fix.

[catmanwastaken]

It’s not? 😟

How do you make French toast????

[dont--blink]

ok ya know what, I think tubbo was right. come to our apartment at 7pm today and I'll teach you how to make some spaghetti and i swear to everything that is holy, if you can mess up spaghetti there's no saving you.

pssst @chaoticbeegremlin get the paintball gun ready

[catmanwastaken]

Somebody emailed this to me. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial sized grill?

@wardens-box?

@seaside-bakery?

[dont--blink]

Dave if I ever see you make this, next time I see you its on site.

[catmanwastaken]

I do not understand. Do you not like French Toast?

:(

[dont--blink]

dave this is not French toast, this is a monstrosity that not even a god could fix.

[catmanwastaken]

Somebody emailed this to me. Does anyone know where I can find an industrial sized grill?

@wardens-box?

@seaside-bakery?

[dont--blink]

Dave if I ever see you make this, next time I see you its on site.

[spacehunter-m]

[catmanwastaken]

@quackcasino is this a common issue in the casino business?

[quackcasino]

More than you would imagine. It’s… troublesome. And they won’t stop even if threatened with getting dissected alive its also one of the reasons Slime doesn’t deal anymore and also one of the reasons somebody isn’t really allowed to play anymore… Like, no you won’t win by eating the other player’s chips 🙄

[sirens-train-station]

[catmanwastaken]

Whoa, slow down! WHY are we talking about vivisection?!?! What the fuck did you DO?

[sirens-train-station]

Wanna see the scar?

[catmanwastaken]

… maybe?

[sirens-train-station]

Take me out to dinner first

[catmanwastaken]

Well maybe I Will. 😡

Fuck you Siren. Would you like to go to dinner with me?

….

Fuck. Um, I mean like.

As a joke?

Shit—Actually, never mind. I hate you.

[sirens-train-station]

Nuh uh. You agreed. No takes backsises

You can meet me at 8. We’re going to a good restaurant. Not one of those overpriced pieces of shit every overpaid loser goes to. You’re paying (obviously)

…

And for deaths sake. Wear something nice

[k-jacobs-hn]

@quackcasino we’re staking them out right? I need to see how this goes

[chaoticbeegremlin]

@k-jacobs-hn can i join? i need more ref for my dreambur fanart commissions

[quackcasino]

You can when you hit 18, god bless us all when you reach majority.

But I can tell you all about it.

[dont--blink]

can IIII join quackity?

[chaoticbeegremlin]

@seaside-bakery

Hi Niki! Can me and Boo request a wedding cake and baked goods for our wedding? No rush here :3

ps. you are invited, and feel free to bring a plus one

pps: you know which plus one im referring to

[seaside-bakery]

Of course Tubbo! The world for you and Boo ☺️

Do you have any requests/ motifs for your wedding cake? :D

I am so excited for you two! If there’s anything else you need, just give me a text.

Cough, no clue who you’re referring to— i will definitely bring her ( n////n) <3

[chaoticbeegremlin]

@dont--blink

I'm thinking a half half motif, with one half something related to me, and the other half related to you?

Or is there a vision in your mind because i trust you

[dont--blink]

I think the half and half thing would be pretty cool! I could add like little cats on my side and you could have some bees on yours! Oh this is gonna be so fun!

[chaoticbeegremlin]

@dont--blink

can we have bees at our wedding, like bee decor

[dont--blink]

Yes and i know you said no real bees but what if we just get a LOT of flowers and hope and pray they come be themselves? Much more humane!

[chaoticbeegremlin]

...

Marry me

Again

/p

[dont--blink]

And and we could put the flowers in pots with their stems and stuff still attached so when we get back we can start a small garden instead of wasting a bunch of flowers! Also we're already getting married but if I had to do it again I'd say yes!!

[chaoticbeegremlin]

@dont--blink

can we have bees at our wedding, like bee decor

[dont--blink]

Yes and i know you said no real bees but what if we just get a LOT of flowers and hope and pray they come be themselves? Much more humane!

[dont--blink]

Me and @chaoticbeegremlin have come to the agreement that @sirens-train-station and @catmanwastaken are banned from our wedding. Please respect our wishes and do not try to come as we have a kos order on Dave that can apply to Wilbur if he breaks our boundaries. Thank you for you cooperation!

[chaoticbeegremlin]

I heard something of the syndicate embezzling from the hero tower? someone give me a summary and ill throw in an extra kick siren in the shins privilege if someone give me a reason if the syndicate has so much money, why am i living like a broke kid with ranboo :(

[quackcasino]

You just got a new ps5 and a switch... Im taking away your dishwasher.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

... SINCE WHEN DID WE GET A NEW SWITCH

RANBOO I SWEAR TO GOD- @dont--blink

[dont--blink]

HEY HEY HEY....

animal crossing looked fun :((

[chaoticbeegremlin]

@dont--blink What happened to our wedding planning

[dont--blink]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[dont--blink]

Pride months over do you guys know what that means?

[artist-author-azure]

My guy it has been over

[dont--blink]

Uhhh I held it back?

[catmanwastaken]

Haha @chaotictopia posted late too. I guess he touches grass a little more than the rest of us lol. He isn’t online much. (Plus he’s also a little bit shy but please don’t mention to him that I said so 🤭).

[dont--blink]

Your desperation to see your kid kinda makes me sad

[catmanwastaken]

Tw// alcohol abuse (and stalking)

Response under the cut:

“It’s ok. I’ve bugged his apartment so every night I know that he’s at least gotten home safe.”

Dream writes, not realizing why he’s just admitted to. Because he’s drunk. He had spent the day day-drinking; reading Sam’s newest post about adopting Tommy over and over and over again. Until the letters begin to blur through drunken tears.

That was when Wilbur stopped over. Dream, white-knuckled, brakes out the vodka as he listens to them whispering to one another, as they cuddle.

[wardens-box]

Bugged... His apartment?

YOU BUGGED HIS APARTMENT?

That's it, Tommy is moving in with ME now.

[catmanwastaken]

Uh…

Fuck.

[wardens-box]

That's all you have to say for yourself? SHAME ON YOU! For someone that took supposedly "good" care of Tommy, you don't even respect his privacy?

Oh, did he run away from you? Is that what happened? You were too much of an absolute control freak to let him live any kind of normal life, and even now you still follow his every move?!

No wonder the kid constantly looks like he's 2 steps away from crying if he had to put up with a person like you. He never even mentioned your existence! Shows just how much he wants to forget about you and the painful memories you gave him.

For god's sake, the kid never even went to school! He is so lonely and struggles to make friends with anyone! He is riddled with anxiety, seeing from how much he flinches all the time. You didn't even bother to give him a last name!

And the poor kid is trying so, so hard and it's difficult just watching him struggle day to day! He is so scared of opening up to anyone, burdened by whatever secrets he has and all the hurt that YOU have caused him.

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. I wish I could just go to your house, stab you and watch you die wallowing in pain. But, I'll remain calm, for Tommy's sake.

He won't be staying in his apartment from now on. Whether he's at my place, Wilbur's, Tubbo's, I don't care; but he is getting out of there. And if you try pulling something like this EVER AGAIN, I won't hesitate to bring your pathetic and miserable existence to an end.

Meanwhile, I'll revel in watching him thrive without you. He really is an incredible kid, maybe quick to offend and rough on the edges, but beneath that lies a good heart and a will to keep going forward no matter what life throws at him. I'm so proud of him.

I'll make sure that NOBODY hurts him like you did EVER AGAIN.

[catmanwastaken]

I’m sorry. :(

Please kill me. I want to die.

[dont--blink]

You disgust me dream. We call you out and you think telling us to kill you is the way out? I have never met a more pathetic human being in my life.

[goopyhumanguy]

Ranking People I've Hidden On! (Part 2 :D)

1. Quackity

2. Sam

3. Karl

3.5. Niki

4. Sapnap

5. Tommy

6. Tubbo

7. Wilbur

8. Technoblade

9. That one blueish civilian

10. Puffy

11. Ranboo

[chaotictopia]

I do not accept such a low rank. Yes, 5 is low.

[dont--blink]

Dude at least it's not 11TH

[dont--blink]

Pride months over do you guys know what that means?

[artist-author-azure]

My guy it has been over

[dont--blink]

Uhhh I held it back?

[catmanwastaken]

Haha @chaotictopia posted late too. I guess he touches grass a little more than the rest of us lol. He isn’t online much. (Plus he’s also a little bit shy but please don’t mention to him that I said so 🤭).

[dont--blink]

Your desperation to see your kid kinda makes me sad

[catmanwastaken]

Tw// alcohol abuse (and stalking)

Response under the cut:

“It’s ok. I’ve bugged his apartment so every night I know that he’s at least gotten home safe.”

Dream writes, not realizing why he’s just admitted to. Because he’s drunk. He had spent the day day-drinking; reading Sam’s newest post about adopting Tommy over and over and over again. Until the letters begin to blur through drunken tears.

That was when Wilbur stopped over. Dream, white-knuckled, brakes out the vodka as he listens to them whispering to one another, as they cuddle.

[dont--blink]

...you bugged his apartment??? Dude wtf yeah no he's staying with me and tubbo

[dont--blink]

Pride months over do you guys know what that means?

[artist-author-azure]

My guy it has been over

[dont--blink]

Uhhh I held it back?

[catmanwastaken]

Haha @chaotictopia posted late too. I guess he touches grass a little more than the rest of us lol. He isn’t online much. (Plus he’s also a little bit shy but please don’t mention to him that I said so 🤭).

[dont--blink]

Your desperation to see your kid kinda makes me sad

[goopyhumanguy]

Jester talked to me about "not scaring the customers" again.

Do people not like my bones :)

[quackcasino]

It's not that they don't like your bones Slime

It's just that theres the time and place for this type of conversation and the right person to hear it. You will find somebody special to speak about your bones i'm sure.

[dont--blink]

Don't listen to him slime, your bones are lovely