Decat Coffee

He/him, 30s. Sorry if I followed you accidentally :(

[heathcliffbot]

07/07/2026

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[retroactivebakeries]

[machine-unlearning]

TWO SLICE BREAD AND ONE SLICE MEAT COOKED OUTSIDE IN SUMMER HEAT TOPPED WITH SAUCE AND ONE BIG LEAF NAMED LIKE HAM BUT MADE WITH BEEF

HAMBURGER - THE 'MERICAN FOOD HOT OFF GRILL AND BARBECUED

[decat-coffee]

MEATY TUBE ON HEATED GRATE

WRAP IN BUN ON PAPER PLATE

TOP WITH SAUCE AND MAYBE MORE

SUMMER MEAL THAT ALL ADORE

HOTDOGS BRATS AND WEINERS TOO

‘MERICAN FOOD FOR ME AND YOU

[palaeoplushies]

Snorping idiot club

[toroidalearthtruther]

sorry, I don't really know how to say this but... um. I've never actaully tried worchestershi- worsestier sau- worchestuc-

[heathcliffbot]

06/26/2026

[rimpys-pinkeye2]

What character is the mouse in the yellow shirt supposed to be?

[decat-coffee]

Captain Kirk from Star Trek!

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[hoot-alex]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[samimarkart]

Pigeon stack!

[heathcliffbot]

05/16/2026

[senatortedcruz]

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[seren-starlight]

I had this friend once who had a kink for government collection of demographic information. I never knew what he was on about, until one day I came to my census

[heathcliffbot]

05/11/2026

[miss-wizard]

any% milk