literally all you are here for. And hellsing pfp, nice.
TW: suggestive
Early in the relationship but deep enough to be odd with each other, Simeon jumped Barbatos because he learned Barbs hadn't slept in three years. Sure, he probably doesn't need sleep, but he's getting it.
We've spoken of how Simeon often has random ideas in the middle of the night that he writes down which have gotten dirtier since he's been dating Barbatos, what He doesn't know is that Barbatos has read these notes. Simeon tried so hard to hide them from Barbs, Barbatos is pretending he saw nothing but he knows what Simeon wants.
Barbatos is a greed demon. He's used to have the strongest handle on it ever, now he's trying to monopolise Simeon's time, kisses, hoarding stray feathers and all that jazz. He thinks he's being subtle, but even Luke and Mammon have noticed.
Pray for Micheal, Simeon figured out how to send images from his DDD and now he's getting a hundred photos of Barbatos whenever Simeon starts gushing over him in text. He's being paid in sweets to put up with it.
Barbatos regularly helps Simeon get rid of malware on his computer. He doesn't even know what Simeon is downloading. At least Barbs doesn't have to worry about Nigerian prince scams, Simeon only has eyes for him.
Barbatos is constantly bringing cake over to Purgatory hall but that's not the only kind of cake getting eaten. They love double entendre because Luke doesn't know what's actually going on because he doesn't need to know.
Simeon will be like "what do you mean threatening?" Knowing full well that Barbatos is an incomprehensible entity and staring too long makes lower demons go mad, but look at how cute his little hair thing is and Barbatos even let Simeon put a bow on his tail!
whenever Lucifer or Raphael are willing to watch Luke, Solomon will put himself in their dates because he's decided Barbatos does not deserve any peace and plays practice child. Simeon finds it funny since Solomon usually doesn't overstep and ditches when it's time for intimate activities.
Simeon plays a dangerous game where he'll randomly smack barbs ass, grab his tail, kiss his neck without anyone else noticing, general sexy looks, and see how long Barbatos can maintain his composure. Will Simeon face consequences later? Yes, he's been a naughty angel. Will it be worth it? Also yes because he's a naughty angel. He may need to go back to heaven for a bit to repent (still worth it, not anyone can say they teased Barbatos and lived).
Barbatos has started making some of Simeon's outfits. He takes Simeon's measurements every time he decides to make something new to appreciate every inch of the angel.
Simeon has played his hand at knitting plenty of times before and makes Barbatos blankets and mittens for when it gets colder.
Luke introduces Simeon and Barbatos as his dads. Solomon has forgotten to explain that this doesn't fly in every country in the human realm but Barbatos and Simeon already have a cover story so they never have to correct Luke.
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