ChaoticNox

Not going to describe myself a lot, I'm a programmer, I play a lot of video games, I like to watch anime don't get me wrong I'm not an ecchi fan.. yeah that's me right there, call me Nox.

[chaoticnox]

getting dat dks 3 copy

fextralife is life

Dark Souls 3 PS4/XBOXOne

[cryaotic]

[chaoticnox]

I would follow that account

[r0rschach]

[chaoticnox]

I can’t help myself, it’s too cute!

[fuks]

[fuks]

SAIL

[waspsbewaremywrathrawr-deactiva]

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

[coolranchdevitos-blog1]

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

[classicdaisycalico]

I’m so glad this is back

[star-spangled-jackass]

this will never get old

[kingsandqueers]

If I die this is what killed me

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[kiekstn]

[omigawdmatt]

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

[chaoticnox]

Proper parenting

[kittiezandtittiez]

[chaoticnox]

god that cat

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[iwishihadafather]

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

[threeswordbitch]

yea im a dude

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

[lonesome-billy]

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

[amazing-eggs-deactivated2014110]

indeed i am a boy

indeed i play video games

HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

[peanutbummer]

Yeah I’m an trans*guy

yeah I play video games

jk I’m actually a dad

[wyllie-coyote]

IT GOT BETTER

[tete-pownshend]

[dekutree]

hwah

[awwww-cute]

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

[tranceofreading-deactivated2015]

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

[ineffa8le]

things to say during a sex:

i’m ready

did you see my underwear? did you want to?

bring it around town

am i a pretty girl?

be assertive, not in-sertive

… at night

MY LEG

are you feeling it now mr krabs

EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

leedle-leedle-leedle-lee

not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[pastelbrachypelma]

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.

[tooast]

chocolate? CHOCOLATEEEEE

[pansy--boi-deactivated20201125]

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

[chaoticnox]

Where did it go?!

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[thekirbykat]

Dads: WE’RE GONNA BUILD A DECK!

[comicsncoolshit]

this gives me life

[dnlionhearted]

Literally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂

[kyjellllyyy-deactivated20160810]

🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕

[diplodiphoe-deactivated20181210]

Fucking dead

[chaoticnox]

This is how a new hit was born

[chaoticnox]

Cry: I SWEAR TO GOD THEY ARE NOT MAGGOTS THEY ARE BUTTERY CROISSANTS.

[late-night-with-cry-and-russ]

Please take a moment out of your day to listen to this masterpiece from July 27/28 2013