Chaoticks

Litterally post anything I like/relate to at random times. Also please do not assume I know the personal lives of celebrities, or even their names. I merely exist to watch movies and shit post. Enjoy the chaos. Also, everyone is allowed to like and reblog anything I post. I am not the type to pop into your message inbox to pester you to delete something you reblogged from my page, unlike some people. I am a person who is fully aware that what I post is on the internet, a site meant to be seen by all. I wouldn't share something if it weren't meant to be shared. Happy blogging :)

[charlesoberonn]

A first-contact interaction between a human and an alien but the alien is way more emotional than the human is, and their emotions are so completely alien (pun intended) that the human struggles to understand them.

[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

[vetchtibbles]

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

[teacupsandcyanide]

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

[redandbluebracket]

[peachybeesplease]

rating the ways my family members have referred to me to other people since coming out as nonbinary

my secondborn (my parents)

7/10

sounds vaguely historical but in the way that I'm going to be sent off to war to prevent a succession crisis

potentially confusing to the listener bc the average conversation has little relation to birth order

my sister's, [name] (my aunt)

9/10

direct and to the point!

still very clear about what our family relationship is. I think we can do away with many nouns if this is any indication

my young adult child (my mom)

4/10

it's giving "20 year old minor"

I promise you can just say my kid. it's ok I don't mind strangers thinking I'm like 5 bc that would make me a prodigy for doing stuff like my laundry and dishes in one day and honestly I could use that kind of support

my liberated one (my grandma)

10/10 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

completely unclear what my relationship actually is to her. her personal oracle perhaps?

made immensely funnier by her immediately following it up with referring to my brother as her grandson.

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaotics015]

Trying to explain anything to a 7yo boy who thinks he knows everything all the time but can't open a door for himself is like slamming your head into a concrete wall

[teathattast]

this winter storm looking pretty serious stay safe everyone 🙏

[the-beaches-band]

[pixelephant]

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

[warcrimesimulator]

A “samson” gray fox (a genetic mutation in which the fox lacks guard hairs)

[justfoxes]

Guard hairless behavior

[memewhore]

[adventures-in-asexuality]

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

[red-mercer]

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

[maneth985]

A cat taught him how to do that 😆

[transmortifried]

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

[anakachow]

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

[pharmaciacatholica-deactivated2]