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..

[huffylemon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fruitgushers]

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

[ahcalamity]

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[halloweenmuffuckas]

[gryffodair]

Today in "Unnecessarily Gendered Products" : White Now Men

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

OK first that looks weird

…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

………….wait

WHAT THE FUCK

whaaaaat ?

that was weird ….

[notgivingin-swim-deactivated201]

posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

“hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me”

[gryffodair]

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

[djo-time]

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[sprigofbasil-archive]

Not worth the risk

[wtf-richarddd]

not risking it

[all-the-heart-you-cannot-see]

Part three of things that I love about the World Cup

This Mexican player getting tired of Neymar’s diving

Cristiano Ronaldo helping an injured edinson Cavanni out of the field

Croatian players kissing a reporter they accidentally fell on top of

This right here literally killed me

Senegal nt coach (yet again)

James Rodriguez coaching

This celebration

This BROTP

[john-green7x-blog]

Pls listen to weed dad english fellas

[odinsblog]

[randomslasher]

Bless the UK

[memesandlaughs]

[stylesmelon]

me, watching IT 2 for the first time after spending the past two years reading nothing but AU’s:

[iamlouistomlinson]

harry styles as antoni porowski

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

[alicentpark]

The ‘Queer Eye’ Guys Makeover Corden’s Guitarist