I'm Jake. please be kind please be rewind.

Those shock pens that look like real pens and you click them but they're shock pens and you get shocked both physically and emotionally because you weren't aware of how deceiving a pen could be but also because it's a shock pen.

[pochowek]

(sees communist revolution out my window) (brushing teeth furiously for 10 minutes straight because i know thats the last time when im gonna use my own personal toothbrush)

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

‪sentenced for 12 years on two counts of goofin around, one count of manslaughter

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[theheroheart]

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

[internetwes]

[dinuguan]

[trashboat]

i feel the fear of god when he hits that second lean back

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[rightsmarts]

How CNN manipulates its audience/narrative by cropping images.

[toastedsmoreo]

Bitch the government is literally putting kids in cages nobody gives two dicks if these prisons put Ferdinand on in the background to disguise the fact that these children are going through hell.

[evilkitten3]

those kids could be in a fucking mansion and it would still be horrible because they’ve been stolen from their fucking parents you jackass if someone lures your kid into a van with candy it doesn’t fucking matter if it’s really good candy or a very well-maintained van it’s still kidnapping

“it isn’t as bad as it feasibly could be” or “they’re not locked in a torture dungeon on a skull-shaped volcano island” shouldn’t be your standard here

[distinguishedbaloney]

[akron-squirrel]

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Fesh Pince of Blair

[zodiacatsea]

Cats are just little dudes

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[starrymessenger]

[zhvkov-deactivated20150320]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Good people aren’t wealthy.

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Let me make this clear here. It’s actually impossible to hoard millions in personal fortune and also live an ethical life.

[shitpostbot5k]

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

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[unclefather]

me: *gets knocked down but i get up again and you’re never gonna keep me down*

[thelastemogirlonearth-deactivat]

@chapstickdad

[chapstickdad]

@steve