ceaseless watcher turn your gays upon this

35 | they/them (slash fiction)

[girlinyourphone]

this comic by raven lyn clemens.... Yeah

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[bi-any-chance]

Bi culture TikTok

[queersforpluto]

[companionsofusall]

id: first thing is a tiktok video. The guy in the video says, with maybe a slight texan/southern accent: “I love when people just assume that I’m straight. Like today, at Taco Bell. I was sitting across from this attractive couple, and I’m copping looks because I think they’re cute, but he catches me, and starts giving me dirty looks ‘cause I’m lookin at his girl, so I hit him with the ol’ [raises his eyebrows, then looks up and down the viewer, and gives a slight smile]. I’ve never seen a man so confused in my life. I’m sittin’ over here laughin’ like ah-hah-HAH bitch! Nobody’s safe!”

The next two pictures are from what appears to be from a stand up show, with a young white comedian, who says, “I’m bisexual which means you’re all at risk,” They point to an audience member, “We’ll start with you and work around.” end id]

[bogleech]

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

[amazoogle]

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

[famouspainterwombat]

[itsbenedict]

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

[importantpics]

[depsidase]

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[the-problematic-trolley]

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

[pinkfire-chacarera]

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[bradspace3000]

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

[annesophiewashere]

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

[stevviefox]

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

[ruffboi-mags]

For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.

It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.

It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)

As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.

This is still revolutionary.

[bundibird]

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[mistercrowbar]

Sometimes I feel like knowing the ins and outs of 5e is holding me back in BG3 because I never would have looked at Daylight if someone hadn’t tipped me off.

PSA: cast Daylight on a weapon and stow it after the fight. Casting it as a sphere will interrupt cutscenes afterwards.

Clerics are awesome in both tho, having Gale and Shadowheart along as Knowledge and War clerics respectively has become one of my favourite party configurations. Made very quick work of Cazador!

[iris-of-the-lambs]

big hand jumper dump

"when desperation looks this good on you" cmon sayeon you cant be talking about women like that

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[nourishedbytime]

[happyt-r-ail]

Snapback SpiderVenom AU

(art by me, designed by WID’MA)