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#keith giving his kids life advice #I can specifically imagine him saying this to marlon #and marlon is like okay dad but he's thinking what the hell

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250

literally no one knows how to be fans of musicians in a respectful, non-intrusive way anymore, except for my mutuals, who are trying to convince 82 year old bob dylan that he is nonbinary

#hey bob. i mean they

Then release an album of his tracks and go away. Stop trickling one or two out per terrible new style album.

RIGHT!!!!! nobody but the same kind of baby boomers who like shitty facebook memes and think ai "art" is neat want to hear any of the new shit mick is putting out in the rolling stones' name anymore. mick is more than welcome to continue releasing this garbage if he wants, but stop doing so with the promise of more charlie when you're only giving us a little bit at a time and it doesn't even sound like him because you have this new pop producer who loves to make everything sound like it was filtered through a computer.

#asks #i still think mick and i guess ronnie if ronnie wants to be part of this should be doing this shit in his own name #and not as 'the rolling stones'#especially if they're going to be playing shows without keith #and keith clearly doesn't enjoy this anymore anyway #let keith retire or do his own thing #and go your own fucking way dude!#ronnie can spend time with each of them like a child of divorce for all i care. whatever he wants to do.#but just because 2 of you are in a room does not a rolling stones performance. album. etc. make

Us when Mick is back on his shit for the third time this week:

exactlyyyyy 😂💙

#asks #i love the implication that we're doing this right in front of him too #that's hilarious

bobdylanyaoi

levon and robbie would’ve baby trapped each other if they could

waugh-bao

funniest headline ever. at least he's (sort of??) self-aware. he knows he's an idiot, but he also apparently thinks ALL old people must be this way.

Haha, I literally just screenshotted this to send you. Mick is on one this week:

charlesandkeef

he's SO CLOSE to being self aware it's insane. also i love that we have this shared need to roast this man 🤣 we see him say some stupid shit and we're both like "my friend needs to know about this" 💙

amazoogle

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

#keith when he was with anita

theweight

tumblr bitch: liking characters in the weight makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

carmen: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know carmen, i know

fanny: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW FANNY CARMEN AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

fanny: youre so boring **putting the load right on me**

me: **sighs**

miss moses: **goes down**

ol’ luke: **waiting on the judgement day**

anna lee: **kept company**

crazy chester: **catches me in the fog**

jack: 🐕

#hdkshdkahdkahd

atomic-chronoscaph

Prince (1989)

charlesandkeef

Hmmmm

This is coming a day after Mick said he doesn’t want to do a residency, after months of Keith saying that’s the only thing he’ll do, not tour. Surely he can’t actually be arrogant enough to do it alone (with Ronnie, but you know what I mean)?

can you call it the stones without keith and charlie?? mick?? hello?? ronnie just plays when he's asked so i don't really blame him but mick annoys the heck out of me.

waugh-bao

I get extremely bad vibes from all of this:

It genuinely seems like it might be the Mick Jagger tour sooner rather than later.

charlesandkeef

jesus christ. i mean at least keith isn't being forced to do anything he doesn't want to do.

Hmmmm

This is coming a day after Mick said he doesn’t want to do a residency, after months of Keith saying that’s the only thing he’ll do, not tour. Surely he can’t actually be arrogant enough to do it alone (with Ronnie, but you know what I mean)?

can you call it the stones without keith and charlie?? mick?? hello?? ronnie just plays when he's asked so i don't really blame him but mick annoys the heck out of me.

renousim

give me your most controversial music opinion

empathviv

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

#ah yes the 'everything is ringo' theory #this is neither controversial nor new #it's a pretty common joke

bobdylanyaoi

nobody :

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