Charli

26 🦂

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[burntundertones]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[julietslabyrinth]

[jennortegas]

I wish the goblins would take you away. Right now.

LABYRINTH (1986) dir. Jim Henson

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[ozei]

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[okay]

peace of mind

[recommend]

These people definitely asked the wrong guy for Photoshop help (part 1) (x)

Part 2 here (x)

[ruinedchildhood]

it’s happened to all of us (v)

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[biracialbug]

This is because I don't see enough posts about this but:

•be patient with people who stutter (especially when you see they’re trying) •don’t finish their sentence for them unless you guys have talked about it and said that it’s okay •don’t laugh or imitate the stutter •don’t roll your eyes •if you want to know if they have one, politely ask I wanted to make this because of all the stuff I see on tumblr I never see posts about stuttering. I have one and it’s really shitty. So yeah

[tlirsgender]

You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image

[tlirsgender]

Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it

My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps……..

Me: go on

Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

[herongale]

But No Worries… It Is Just Potatoes

[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[youremybrandnewday]

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

[molliekatie]

[beyonslayed]

I actually hate everyone

[buxina]

[alienpapacy]

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something