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jennortegas

I wish the goblins would take you away. Right now.

LABYRINTH (1986) dir. Jim Henson

weird-ecologies

If this ain't me

crying-over-really-dumb-things

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

oh shit

peace of mind

These people definitely asked the wrong guy for Photoshop help (part 1) (x)

Part 2 here (x)

ruinedchildhood

it’s happened to all of us (v)

unclefather

davereed

Why is this so funny??

biracialbug

This is because I don't see enough posts about this but:

•be patient with people who stutter (especially when you see they’re trying) •don’t finish their sentence for them unless you guys have talked about it and said that it’s okay •don’t laugh or imitate the stutter •don’t roll your eyes •if you want to know if they have one, politely ask I wanted to make this because of all the stuff I see on tumblr I never see posts about stuttering. I have one and it’s really shitty. So yeah

tlirsgender

You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image

tlirsgender

Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it

My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps……..

Me: go on

Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis

secondclassvines

commiepimp

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

tire-deyes

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

tapatiopapi

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

herongale

But No Worries… It Is Just Potatoes

eva-420

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

eva-420

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

youremybrandnewday

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

molliekatie

beyonslayed

I actually hate everyone

buxina

alienpapacy

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

c-bassmeow

me: im tired

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS!

littlelinguaphile

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

c-bassmeow

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

gupdoo3

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

otterboxmysocks

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

azriona

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

accras

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

fvlani

When has a child of the first family ever???????

onlyblackgirl

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?