and yet

ayoo

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[continuants]

Well okay.

[thatdoodlebug]

@yihagathe 

BEHOLD

[jeeno2]

(x)

I will miss this family so much.

[charlesmcnibblington]

The voices in my head are all shouting and they know how hungover I am so it's just a real dick move

[dota2wiki]

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[leegle]

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

[like-penguinsinthe-desert-deact]

@insidiousmuppet this makes me think of you.

[redditfront]

Let there be dog! - via http://ift.tt/2aPjWlG

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[charlesmcnibblington]

I read this all in Kermit the frog's voice with varying levels of femininity, wtf

[ruinedchildhood]

Are we going to forget that this happened?

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[futchcassidy]

spirk au where kirk spock and bones are girls in kirk’s beloved vw bus the enterprise driving around the desert doing hallucinogens and getting into fights with locals. spock is still half vulcan but this goes unexplained.  still gay. 

[charlesmcnibblington]

And Kirk rips off his shirt to fight a particularly menacing rock formation

[amazoogle]

[itslesbianfanatic]

[tofu-communism]

[sizvideos]

[charlesmcnibblington]

I would fuck everyone over. Speed zone? I see it. Noone else will *double tap*

[artemis51]

this show is so underrated 

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

Turk’s face in that last one deserves an Emmy

[micdotcom]

[daily-superheroes]

The hero Catwoman needs

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omfg

[themarysue]

get in there bruce

[tinderofficial]

y'all are fuckin nasty

[ultrafacts]

[ultrafacts]

Want More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog (Source)

[ask-midnight-whisper]

bill gates, a real life hero

[reblogger-ocelot-deactivated202]

“mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue” “idfk shoot lasers at it”